Top 10 Ways to Show Holiday Spirit

Written by Gary R. Hess


10. Buy presents for more people than just yourself

9. Treat all your drunken relativesrepparttar same. Don't just trip one, trip them all!

8. Dress your children up like little elves when you go to your family gathering. It will be something nice to make fun of them for when they are older

7. Going up to Santa Claus and sitting on his lap, no matter how old you are

6. Using a real Christmas tree instead of cutting down your neighbors Elm tree because its leaves floated onto your yard

Top 10 Don'ts for Christmas

Written by Gary R. Hess


10. Don't stealrepparttar Santa from your neighbor’s yard

9. Don't blow uprepparttar 125340 little baby Jesus and try to replace it with your childhood G.I. Joe

8. Don't smokerepparttar 125341 mistletoe

7. Remember that not everyone is like you. Don't buy them that (insert your favorite Christmas gift here)

6. Don't throw yellow snowballs at your relatives

5. Don't sleep with your best friend's wife on Christmas, do itrepparttar 125342 day before

4. Don't tell your best friend that you’re sleeping with his wife. Wait until after you get your presents

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