5. Use actual Christmas lights instead of using a flashlight

4. Dressing up like Santa’s little helper and 'helping' your man friend in bedroom

3. Wear a Santa Suit to work.. Even if you are a lawyer

2. After you shove your fellow shopper to ground and steal their DVD Player say 'Merry Christmas'

1. New Years shouldn’t be only day that you walk around half naked, drunk and speaking in three word sentences. There’s also Christmas.

3. Don't do entire shopping Christmas Eve then yell at store manager for running out of all popular gifts

2. Don't put reindeer antlers on your dog and expect others to think it's cute

1. Don't fall asleep before midnight and expect to wake up before your children to put presents under tree