Typo n. pl. -os. Informal. A typographical error. Typographical error. A mistake in printing, typing or writing.That's what it says in
New College Edition of The American Heritage Dictionary of
English Language. But it does not begin to tell
story of these mistakes - these embarrassing, costly, terrible typos. I know -- from collecting them, and from personal experience.
I have used these examples as warnings during 30 years of teaching at UCLA Extension, showing that typos are
bane of a writer's existence - whether you are a reporter, public relations practitioner, or author.
Years ago I came across a typo that I still consider to be
funniest and most embarrassing typo in human history, as far as I know. Many considered it terrible. It was probably also one of
costliest, if not
costliest.
It occurred in London, in 1632, with
printing of Baker's edition of
Bible, known ever since as
"Wicked Bible." The Seventh Commandment, "Thou shalt not commit adultery," suddenly appeared in a revised version, "Thou shalt commit adultery."
I suspect that this made a number of people in England very happy. But their happiness was short-lived. When
mistake was discovered, Parliament ordered all obtainable editions destroyed, fined
printer 3000 pounds, and forbade all unauthorized printings of
Bible henceforth.
This delicious bit of news came to light in an article by Edward G. de Beaumont, about all kinds of typos. It appeared in
May/June 1980 issue of Editors Workshop. The author apparently agreed that
"Wicked Bible" typo took
prize, because he titled his article, "Thou Shalt (not) Commit Adultery."
"Proofread, proofread, proofread, again, and again and again," I harangue my students. "Read your stuff over, two, three times. Better still, get someone else who can spell and punctuate to proof-read what you have written, also."
I'm sure Pacific Bell wishes somebody had done that - one final time, some years ago. Their Yellow Pages carried an ad for Banner Travel Service, in Sonoma, California. The firm, which specializes in "exotic" travel, suddenly found itself specializing in "erotic" travel, due to a tiny typo. This not only resulted in unwelcome ridicule but also a substantial drop in business, as former clients stayed away. Pacific Bell waived its $230 monthly fee, but that did not prevent
initiation of a $10 million lawsuit. I never saw a follow-up story, so I don't know what
outcome was.