Ten Quick Tips for Inexperienced WritersWritten by V. Berba Velasco Jr., Ph.D.
One of biggest problems that inexperienced writers have is simply knowing how to get started. If you’ve unsure of your writing skills, then here are some quick tips to help you get started.1.Get yourself a thesaurus—or better yet, two of them. These can be tremendously helpful tools when you’re struggling to find right word. A thesaurus is no substitute for a solid vocabulary, but it is still helpful in a pinch. 2.Avoid using same word too frequently. This can make one’s work sound repetitive. Again, a good thesaurus can be helpful in this regard. 3.Keep your sentences fairly short, since longer sentences can sound unwieldy. I’ve found that 17 words or fewer is a good guideline. Do remember that this is just a guideline, though. 4.Even as you keep sentences short, make sure that they flow together well. Sometimes, unskilled writers will simply chop longer sentences up into shorter segments that don’t blend together smoothly. If in doubt, try rephrasing sentences or adding proper connective phrases (e.g. “then,” “so,” “as a result”). 5.Get a copy of “The Elements of Style” by Strunk and White. It’s a short book, but incredibly helpful. There is no better reference for aspiring writers.
| | THESE EMBARRASSING, COSTLY, TERRIBLE TYPOSWritten by Rolf Gompertz
Typo n. pl. -os. Informal. A typographical error. Typographical error. A mistake in printing, typing or writing.That's what it says in New College Edition of The American Heritage Dictionary of English Language. But it does not begin to tell story of these mistakes - these embarrassing, costly, terrible typos. I know -- from collecting them, and from personal experience. I have used these examples as warnings during 30 years of teaching at UCLA Extension, showing that typos are bane of a writer's existence - whether you are a reporter, public relations practitioner, or author. Years ago I came across a typo that I still consider to be funniest and most embarrassing typo in human history, as far as I know. Many considered it terrible. It was probably also one of costliest, if not costliest. It occurred in London, in 1632, with printing of Baker's edition of Bible, known ever since as "Wicked Bible." The Seventh Commandment, "Thou shalt not commit adultery," suddenly appeared in a revised version, "Thou shalt commit adultery." I suspect that this made a number of people in England very happy. But their happiness was short-lived. When mistake was discovered, Parliament ordered all obtainable editions destroyed, fined printer 3000 pounds, and forbade all unauthorized printings of Bible henceforth. This delicious bit of news came to light in an article by Edward G. de Beaumont, about all kinds of typos. It appeared in May/June 1980 issue of Editors Workshop. The author apparently agreed that "Wicked Bible" typo took prize, because he titled his article, "Thou Shalt (not) Commit Adultery." "Proofread, proofread, proofread, again, and again and again," I harangue my students. "Read your stuff over, two, three times. Better still, get someone else who can spell and punctuate to proof-read what you have written, also." I'm sure Pacific Bell wishes somebody had done that - one final time, some years ago. Their Yellow Pages carried an ad for Banner Travel Service, in Sonoma, California. The firm, which specializes in "exotic" travel, suddenly found itself specializing in "erotic" travel, due to a tiny typo. This not only resulted in unwelcome ridicule but also a substantial drop in business, as former clients stayed away. Pacific Bell waived its $230 monthly fee, but that did not prevent initiation of a $10 million lawsuit. I never saw a follow-up story, so I don't know what outcome was.
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