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But I do know
outcome of something that happened when I was editor of
Torrance Press, a weekly newspaper in
Los Angeles area. The advertising department was jubilant when it landed a two-page double truck (two-page) ad from
Sealy mattress company. The ad carried
company's slogan in big, bold, black letters: "Sleeping on a Sealy, Is Like Sleeping on a Cloud." But something happened in translation from copy to print. That Thursday morning, thousands of readers were introduced to a new slogan: "Sleeping on a Sealy, Is Like Slipping on a Cloud." The paper, of course, offered to make good. The following week, readers discovered a revised message: "Sleeping on a Sealy, Is Like Sleeping on a Clod." That was
end of what we had hoped would be a long-term heavenly relationship.
I was glad, that week, to be in editorial and not in advertising. Still, I have committed my fair share of typos over
years. In a book chapter on writing I wrote:
Good Public Relations writing, like good journalistic writing, should be clear, simple, economical. Short words, short sentences, short paragraphs. Simple rather than complex words. One word rather than two words. The precise word instead of a fuselage of words.
Fuselage of words? Ooops! The precise word should have been: fusillade of words! That booboo finally got corrected in a new printing.
Years ago, I learned of an intriguing Chinese cultural custom. I don't know if it still exists. When a Chinese person wrote a letter,
writer always made one deliberate spelling mistake. This was meant as a sign of humility, to acknowledge that
writer did not consider himself a perfect human being. Other cultures have similar customs, leaving works flawed to show that only God is perfect.
Frankly, I don't have to go out of my way to prove that I am a flawed and imperfect human being. I have left plenty of unintended typos in my wake, that prove
point. My most embarrassing one? It occurred in
author biography at
end of my biblical novel, "Abraham, The Dreamer/An Erotic and Sacred Love Story." In
first line of
biography I left out
"t" in Gompertz. I misspelled my own name! It also slipped by me in
proofreading!

Rolf Gompertz is the author of four current books:"Abraham, The Dreamer - An Erotic and Sacred Love Story," "A Jewish Novel about Jesus," "Sparks of Spirit: How to Find Love and Meaning in Your Life 24 Hours a Day," and a contemporary comedy- drama/screenplay, "The Messiah of Midtown Park" (www.amazon.com ). He lives in North Hollywood, CA. Mailto: rolfgompertz@yahoo.com .