Miss Rhode Island: Once I stole a pair of red underwear from department store. My mom wouldn't buy them for me. She said they were Satan's panties!
Gracie Hart: You think I'm gorgeous. You want to kiss me. You want to hug me. You want to love me. You want to hug me. You want to smooch me. You want to...
Gracie Hart: It's lite beer and she's gonna throw it up anyway.
Miss Rhode Island: That's a tough one. I would have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.
Gracie Hart: I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night. I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!
Kathy Morningside: Of course he had a gun. This is Texas! Everybody has a gun. My florist has a gun!