Humor: Office Space Movie Quotes

Office Space Movie Quotes

Written by Stephanie Molnar

Worst Idea Award Tom: It's a Jump to Conclusions Mat. You see... You have this mat with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.

Straight-Shooter Award Peter: You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy it's that I just don't care.

Honesty Award Peter: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use repparttar side door that way Lumbergh can't see me. After that I sorta space out for an hour.

Peter: Good luck with your layoffs all right? I hope your firings go really, really well.

Miss Congeniality Quotes

Written by Stephanie Molnar

Miss Rhode Island: Once I stole a pair of red underwear from repparttar

department store. My mom wouldn't buy them for me. She said they were Satan's panties!

Gracie Hart: You think I'm gorgeous. You want to kiss me. You want to hug me. You want to love me. You want to hug me. You want to smooch me. You want to...

Gracie Hart: It's lite beer and she's gonna throw it up anyway.

Miss Rhode Island: That's a tough one. I would have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.

Gracie Hart: I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night. I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!

Kathy Morningside: Of course he had a gun. This is Texas! Everybody has a gun. My florist has a gun!

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