Peter: Lumbergh's gonna have me work on Saturday. I can tell already. I'm gonna end up doing it because I'm a big pussy.

Joanna: How dare you judge me? Look at you. You're just some penny-stealing, criminal man!

Lawrence: Hey Peter man, check out channel 9, it's breast exams.

Brian: Sounds like a case of Mondays.

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Victor Melling: Smilers wear a crown, losers wear a frown.

Victor Melling: I'm sorry. What was question? I was distracted by half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap.

Miss New York: I just want to let all lesbians out there know if I can make top ten, so can you!

Gracie Hart: And if anyone, anyone tries to hurt one of my new friends, I would take them out. I would make them suffer so much that they'd wish they were never born. And if they ran, I would hunt them down. Thank you, Kathy.

Gracie Hart: I know I am going to miss heels because they do something

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