Gastro-physics and dietary anti-matterWritten by Will Clower, Ph.D.
Do a little people-watching, next time you’re in grocery line. There’s always someone with a cart, bulging with every conceivable kind of diet food. Flats of turkey bacon prop listlessly against fat free half & half and Olestra cookies. At first glance, this is clearly someone who is completely health conscious, diet minded, and watching what they eat. But peek beneath basket to lower rack – where you normally find dog food, kitty litter, and toxic chemicals – and you will see full case of Mountain Dew. Diet foods and junk foods, rubbing wrappers in very same cart might suggest mental illness, delusional optimism, or some other form of brain strain. However, unbeknownst to rest of us, these folks are actually brilliant physicists, cleverly disguised as profoundly confused shoppers, so as not to attract any attention. They throw you off their trail with very characteristic behaviors, like chasing a candy bar with a Diet Coke. Yes, we can now release fact that these scientists are members of little know branch of their field known as gastro-physics, and they are actually testing a high-level theory regarding matter and anti-matter. Just as matter can be annihilated by anti-matter, they show how calories can be eliminated, obliterated, and just forgotten about altogether if you just consume them with their Universal opposite.
| | FAT BURNERS: THE SHOCKING TRUTHWritten by Jeff Lugeanbeal
By Jeff Lugeanbeal- www.worldwideweightloss.comFat Burners refer to hundreds of products on market today that can be purchased over counter. Their purpose is to somehow burn off fat by speeding up metabolism, or blocking fat in foods, or other methods. The companies that sell these products employ savvy at marketing techniques to hook you, with bold print ads and sometimes less than believable before and after pictures. >>Are these products safe? Fat burners are not regulated by FDA so companies can put whatever herb, vitamin, or mineral in them as long as substance isn’t illegal. I don’t know of any long term studies on any one of hundreds of fat burners on market. >>Do they work? Many of these products have been shown to be effective for weight loss, though they may have negative side effects. Be aware these products can cause side effects such as rapid pulse, increased blood pressure, constipation, nervousness, sleeplessness, and lack of appetite.
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