Banana Republic

Written by malcolm james pugh


Banana Republic

Like a cat I slumber, blissfully unencumbered, Through eighty per cent of my allotted span, Occasionally awoken, when dissent is spoken, And I invent another cunning five year plan, Lately it was pensions, that were being mentioned, So I borrowed fromrepparttar French and Robespierre, Scrap all that went before, saved by tooth and claw, And let my all equal Citizens appear, Currently it is time, for me to be in my prime, For there is another election looming, I have to appear sincere, for part of this coming year, And assure everyone that everything is booming, Never mind strict quotas, Ive imported multitudes of voters, And told them which party let them stay, Though Ive riggedrepparttar 122750 postal vote, and defamed everyone of note, You never know what might happen onrepparttar 122751 day. So to be onrepparttar 122752 safe side, I swallow all my pride, And allow my people to hear my hallowed voice, And roll outrepparttar 122753 charade, put onrepparttar 122754 facade, And even make believe they have a choice, Next time aroundrepparttar 122755 crown, will be trampled underground, House of Lords and Lord Chancellor history, Withrepparttar 122756 other Chancellor gone, I alone will soldier on, Yes, then there will only ever be me, Ill hold elections for you, as all dictators do, And fill positions with those that grease my palm, As for civil unrest, there is always house arrest, Or secret imprisonment for those that mean me harm.

So from national nursery, via educational history, You can in time joinrepparttar 122757 New Labour Youth, Be taught gay is fun, andrepparttar 122758 state is number one, And any other opinion is untruth. Askrepparttar 122759 media if unsure, or philosophically impure, Brainwashing British Citizens is their forte, They will surely put you right, or visit you at night, Either way they will stop you being naughty. Meekly follow allrepparttar 122760 rules, laid down in our schools, Where state is all and learning is suppressed, And you can safely be ignored, not seen as being flawed, Just be another number likerepparttar 122761 rest. Better far to be, a part of mediocrity, Within your state andrepparttar 122762 seeds they have sown Than to disappear, or to live in constant fear, For having a mind and will all of your own.

Why do you want more money?

Written by Leon van der Walt


We all want more money, but have you ever stopped and asked yourself why you want it? Is it to buyrepparttar things that give you pleasure or maybe you want to provide better for your family? Whatever it is that you want to buy, whatever it is that you to do withrepparttar 122749 money, it can often be traced back to some more basic human need or want.

So stop for a moment and answerrepparttar 122750 question: Why do you want money? (What do you want to do with it?) Even if you already have allrepparttar 122751 money you desire and are doing what you've always wanted with it, this exercise will help to determine whetherrepparttar 122752 means serverepparttar 122753 end.

I've always wanted to be very rich and have a lot of money, but taking a moment and examiningrepparttar 122754 reasons why is an eye-opener. So take out a pad of paper and make three columns. The first column to note what it is that you want,repparttar 122755 secondrepparttar 122756 reason you want it, andrepparttar 122757 thirdrepparttar 122758 basic human need/want that it fulfils.

Below I've set outrepparttar 122759 first two of my own as an example: What - Why - Need/Want 1. Yacht - Cruise aroundrepparttar 122760 world - Want to be able to say 'been there, done that'. 2. Support parents - Duty - Want them to appreciate what I do for them.

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