All Around Best Nanny Cam and 10 Reasons Why Written by Paul Smith-Goodson
============================================ All Around Best Nanny Cam and 10 Reasons Why - By Paul Smith-Goodson (c) Paul Smith-Goodson - All Rights reserved ============================================ Nanny cams come hidden in all sorts of household objects and appliances: tissue boxes, humidifiers, teddy bears, plants, clocks, books, clock radios, and more. Out of all choices, my favorite is wireless 2.4 GHz clock radio nanny cam, which just happens to be best seller at our store. Here's reason I like clock radio so much: 1.) This Nanny Cam has three great uses -- It's a nanny cam, its a clock, and it's also a fully functioning radio! 2.) When clock radio nanny cam is plugged in, camera is always on, even if you turn radio off. 3.) The clock radio has natural "Domestic Camouflage" - in other words, it blends into a room without being noticed, even by people familiar with room. If you put up a new wall clock or put a new teddy bear on a bedroom shelf, people will immediately realize that something new has been added. On other hand, a clock radio nanny cam will go unnoticed 9 out of 10 times. 4.) The wireless clock radio nanny cam is "Location Neutral" -- This is just a fancy way of saying that you can put this camera anywhere! How about on a kitchen countertop, or in family room, or on a bedside stand in bedroom? See what I mean? There are very few places where a clock radio looks out of place.
| | Painful Lessons from the Maternity WardWritten by David Leonhardt
Whoever dubbed New York, New York "the city that never sleeps" should visit The Maternity Ward. My recent visit included a drop-in on several screenings of "A Star Is Born" at late-show theatre, right near Mama's Breast (all night milk bar) and Papa's Gas Station ("We burp you on your way.").To a chorus of infant cries, I drafted this column at 1:00 a.m. Of course, it was 3:00 p.m. in Tokyo, so I suppose it wasn't so late after all. The whole experience of birthing seems to be a very traumatic way to build a family. Fortunately, it did lead to two very happy results. It gave me a new daughter, Lauralee, Little Sister. And it taught me some valuable lessons, which it is my patriotic duty to share with you. The first lesson – all men, take note – is that my wife is my hero. As husband, I experienced whole birthing outburst second-hand. After careful observation, I conclude that this is best way to experience it. (Apparently I had some first-hand experience over 40 years ago, but I can't remember too many details.) Most husbands suffer great humiliation during childbirth. Wives hurl razor-sharp insults like "I hate you!" and "You fink!" and "You did this to me!" and "I HATE YOU!!!" My wife, truly original even in pure agony, didn't use any of those words. In fact, she didn't say a thing. Instead, she threw up on me. Of course, I don't hold throwing up against her. The second lesson I wish to share with you is importance of forgiving people who act in haste, in anger, or in excruciating pain from pushing a six-inch wide baby through a one-inch wide hole in their bodies. Did I mention that this was a "natural" childbirth? Natural, as in no painkillers. OK, so there was epidural, which should have relieved pain, if even one of four dosage increases had worked. And I suppose you could call morphine and nubain painkillers if they had actually killed any pain.
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