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I asked my date. "Who
hell is this Boss guy."
She said. "You're not serious."
I said. "Just tell me what this Boss thing is."
She laughed and asked. "How may years have you been a cloistered Monk?"
I asked. "Have things changed that much? I've been overseas for a long time. But have I gotten that so far out of touch?"
She said. "Okay, I'll tell you. Bruce Springsteen is The Boss and you look just like him. That's who they think you are."
I said. "Oh, http://www.brucespringsteen.net/
I've heard of him. I just didn't make The Boss connection. Does that mean I don't look like Elvis anymore?"
She laughed and said. "Elvis. Who told you that you looked like Elvis?"
I lauged and said. "I dated a girl in high school that was a big Elvis fan. She always told me I looked like him."
She lauged and said. "Well right now you look like Bruce Springsteen. At least that's why I'm dating you. Here, just look at this picture of Bruce Springsteen at his http://www.brucespringsteen.net/albums/barcelona.html Barcelona concert. He looks like your twin here."
I laughed and said. "Oh, I thought you were going out with me because I had such a spacious studio apartment."
She said. By
way, how did you find that apartment?"
I said. "It helps when you're Uncle is President of
Real Estate Board."
She laughed and said. "I had to read
obituaries for months before
right person passed away in
apartment I was looking for."
I laughed and said. You're not having a fantasy that I'm Bruce Sprinsteen when were making it. Are You?"
She hesitated and said. "No. He doesn't sing deep meaning songs like your favorite http://coachb.net/why.htm song Why. Tell me, are you having a fantasy that I'm someone else when were making love?"
I said. "No, of course not. But did I ever tell you how much you looked like http://www.kmmod.com/ccrawford/ Cindy Crawford?"

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