Satirical Poetry About Tony Blair

Written by malcolm pugh


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What happened to my little dustbin, its now got wheels and blue, And several other containers, which say exactly what to do, Woe betiderepparttar recalcitrant owner, putting cardboard withrepparttar 128491 grist, Thats automatic statutory fining, & slapping onrepparttar 128492 wrists, However, deface paint or criticise, your beloved huge wheelie bin, Thats straight to jail dont pass go, inrepparttar 128493 land of smily smily grin.

Or is it a good war youre after, or an end to global strife, He can do both of these at once, and make both seem very nice, Dont believe all that innuendo, put about byrepparttar 128494 simply evil BBC, Just believe in his fables, just believe we are all still free, He can now cure epidemics, save whole continents with a grin, And smile at all his critics, put under house arrest by him, Every single Royal camera shoot, rock concert or England game, Smily smily grin will muscle in, and make sure hes inrepparttar 128495 frame.

chorus.

Smily smily grin will save us all He is powerful strong and tough, He will carry us all onwards, He alone will be enough, His smile calmsrepparttar 128496 multitudes, Double smile so sincere you swoon, And when he grins he always wins, And he always callsrepparttar 128497 tune.

epilogue.

Butrepparttar 128498 sile is of a con man, Extra smiles are really smirks, That we see him yet belive in him, Can we really be such jerks, So he grins a winning cheshire grin, Stretching from ear to ear, And as long as he gets away with it, He will surely always be here.

He often counters with an old chestnut, Used countless times and ways before, Just throw me out withrepparttar 128499 washing, If you really dont want me any more, That might work well inrepparttar 128500 commons, Where whips tellrepparttar 128501 meek where to sign, But I bet soon more than blankets, Will be hanging from Britains lines.

Malcolm Pugh March 5th 2005.

Smiley Smiley Grin has been tried by people http://www.stiffsteiffs.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/smilysmilygrintonyblair.htm

ex systems programmer aged 53.


Mind Mapping Your Journal Entries

Written by Catherine Franz


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Maps also shortenrepparttar journaling time. What might normally take pages or an hour in linear writing now takes 15 minutes.

Being creative and having fun with this technique is important torepparttar 128490 experience. Mapping encouragesrepparttar 128491 use of colored pencils, pens andrepparttar 128492 use of images in place of words. My drawing skills haven't improved since third grade; yet after a few hundred lopsided airplanes I can now draw them from several angles. But I'm still sticking with stick people.

Ideas also count. Ideas always occur during our writing. We're writing away, an idea pings up and we either need to try and hold it onrepparttar 128493 edge of our mind or record it somewhere quickly before it slips away. Start a Map on a new page, placerepparttar 128494 idea atrepparttar 128495 center ofrepparttar 128496 page, then return to finishrepparttar 128497 writing. You will find your mind popping in and out from one torepparttar 128498 next as you continue writing.

You can also keep a separate Map journal. Every few years, I remember to buy a journal for that purpose. One of my favorite Map journals is, Note Sketch Book by Bienfang. You can order them in many places onrepparttar 128499 Net. Our local Staples store usually carries them in stock. They are different becauserepparttar 128500 top portion of each page, about three-quarters, is blank and ready for your Map. Whilerepparttar 128501 bottom portion has lines for writing.

Of course, Maps and Clusters have many other uses -- like brainstorming (alone or in a group), research, reading, studying, or memorizing. Thus, learningrepparttar 128502 technique is worthy to learn. I use them for just about everything, includingrepparttar 128503 three books I'm working now.

Basic Rules for Mind Mapping:

1. Sheet sideways.

2. Pen or computer

3. Select topic, problem or subject and purpose.

4. Start inrepparttar 128504 center ofrepparttar 128505 page.

5. Use color to trigger memory. Each separate main branch has a different color and each sub-branches for that main branch stays with that branch's color.

6. Branches closest torepparttar 128506 center are thicker.

7. Each idea starts a new branch.

8. Use images to express ideas whenever possible.

9. The image or word needs to sit onrepparttar 128507 line and in print.

10.The line needs to berepparttar 128508 same length asrepparttar 128509 image or word.

(c) Copyright, Catherine Franz. All rights reserved.

Catherine Franz, a MindMapping trainer, has been Mapping since the mid-1980s. She offers two books (pdf or in print) on journaling techniques and tips at: http://www.abundancecenter.com/Store/main.htm.


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