Satirical Poetry About Tony Blair

Written by malcolm pugh


All Hail.

Is your hospital full of aliens, despiterepparttar cleaning firms, Antenna waving buggies, And creepy crawly germs, Then dont waste another second, now were into election spin, Just complain over and again, and up pops smily smily grin. You just have to critiscise, or mention cancellation lists, And smily smily grin appears, always eager to assist, He doesnt actually do much, just smiles and talks and grins, But takes your mind offrepparttar 128491 bugs, forrepparttar 128492 times that he pops in.

Your child has only 15 a levels, and is learning how to write, Apparently thats a bit of a problem, to just getrepparttar 128493 balance right, But if reading too is tricky, and Oxbridge hopes looking slim, Just bangrepparttar 128494 drum, and hell soon come, savior smily smily grin. Hell appear with a little girl, who has four of her very own, Who all have masters arts degrees, though still barely half grown, After lecturing her elders, arguments seemingly trite and thin, Theres stillrepparttar 128495 honest eyes,repparttar 128496 winning smile, of smily smily grin.

Is your car getting very wobbly, as if weak atrepparttar 128497 knees, Is it even trying to leaverepparttar 128498 road, and collide with walls and trees, It might not actually berepparttar 128499 car, justrepparttar 128500 tarmac getting rather thin, So just avoid allrepparttar 128501 potholes and call in smily smily grin. And as its an election looming, he wont risk a dodgy trip by car, A helicopter will come in zooming, carryingrepparttar 128502 Great One from afar, He says some isolated craters, may even now be in our roads, Then smily smily grin will joke, it will only bother frogs and toads.

If youre looking for an interview, with He Who Never Says The Same, Smily smily grin will meet you, on any platform that you name, You just nominate a suitable assignation, & hell appear right on time, You wont as youve usedrepparttar 128503 train, and Tory leaves are onrepparttar 128504 line, Amazingly on arrival hes still there, teeth beaming bonhonomie, And though your biting questions show, that effect is lost on me, He is master ofrepparttar 128505 camera, and ofrepparttar 128506 trained sound bite, And signals and glows and radiates, as if he isrepparttar 128507 source of light.

And beams over to law and order, onto unrehearsed live TV, Where sycophants are lined up, like ID parades mainlined on glee, And suprise suprise TV eyes, smily smily grin amazingly appears, Faultless brave and magnificent, almost flawless for his years, And yes,repparttar 128508 isolated riot, and mass muggings still abound, But according to latest figures, it all happens underground, Anyway most good honest citizens, to believe his statistic talk, Nearly all have vehicles now, and seldom ever have to walk.

Mind Mapping Your Journal Entries

Written by Catherine Franz


Clustering, also called Mind Mapping, is a great way to save space and time when you journal. For those of you that aren't familiar with Mind Mapping, you can search in Google onrepparttar words or read one of Tony Buzan's (the creator) books. Atrepparttar 128490 end I've includedrepparttar 128491 ten basic rules of Mind Mapping.

A Mind Map is a powerful graphic technique that harnesses words, images, numbers, logic, rhythm, color and spatial skills. Unlike linear notes, it allows your mind to work with expansion.

Mind Maps are an incredibly powerful memory tools. As I was studying for my CPA exam, I created a very large detailed Mind Map that covered several walls in my home office. When I was takingrepparttar 128492 exam I could close my eyes and seerepparttar 128493 Mind Map and go right torepparttar 128494 answer.

We both know a picture says a thousand words. In Mind Mapping, you can use one word to trigger a set of memories or you can draw a picture (artistry doesn't matter) that represents a story or memory for you.

You can userepparttar 128495 Mind Mapping or Clustering techniques to record a single event or a whole day of events. If you are working on time management, you can also use a Mind Map to track time and tasks. For this, you will want to turnrepparttar 128496 paper landscape, add a center picture, like a clock, and userepparttar 128497 branches pointingrepparttar 128498 same way asrepparttar 128499 clock's hour -- noon or midnight would be straight up, one o'clock slightly torepparttar 128500 right of midnight, etc. The sub-branches would be one word representing your focus or task during that time.

After attending a personal development event on that evening, I like to reflect on my experience by drawing a Map from what I recall. This is a great way to transfer my thoughts from short term to long term memory. If I took notes I choose one word or image that represents each though per single branch for each area. When I remember a thought that doesn't connect clearly, I record a trigger word of what I do remember along with a question mark right before I turn in forrepparttar 128501 night. By morning I haverepparttar 128502 answer or a complete picture that is built on that Map. Sometimesrepparttar 128503 morning also brings additional ideas or fuel for thought.

By keeping your Maps or Clusters in your journal -- usually all in one place -- you can quickly review previous Maps to build upon. Since Maps provide a master aerial view, it's easier to see howrepparttar 128504 dots connect --repparttar 128505 aha moments or unmasking patterns. They stand out easier than in linear notes.

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