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But in
real world, hippos have teeth
size of your head. They can run faster than anyone in this room. And they weight upwards of 5,000 pounds. I mean, they are BIG! If you’re ever at a cocktail party and a hippopotamus starts, you know, flirting with you, whatever you do, do not let him sit on your lap.
Rage is all
rage these days. Road rage. Lineup rage. Waiting-room rage. Even river rage. You may also have heard of parking lot rage, elevator rage and airplane rage. What gives? Is
world getting angrier or just more crowded?
Both. It’s a fact that as our space and time grow increasingly crowded, our stress levels rise.
When it comes to space, we are cramming more people into more crowded cities, elevators, airplanes, stores. Our patience diminishes. Our good will diminishes. Our tolerance diminishes. Has anyone noticed they place
chairs at conferences – you noticed! -- so close together that even skinny people get to know each other well. My theory is that
hotels are trying to develop their own niche rage market: conference seating rage.
Let’s look at our schedules. What are we trying to do? We’re trying to see how many items we can squeeze onto our “to do” list, and how many activities we can cram into a day. And
stress, where does it go? Right up there, exactly.
I want to share this one little thought with you. We are in
process of moving, so we actually have two homes. Stress that builds in my stacked concrete box apartment they call a condo, I can’t get rid of. It sticks. I can’t shake it off. It won’t go. It sticks. When I’m at my farm house just a few miles south of here, surrounded by grass and trees, it’s amazing how quickly I can just excommunicate
stress. Can I say that? Excommunicate? Why not?
OK. What have we learned today? Three lessons, so please take note.
Number one, don’t let your space get too crowded.
Number two, don’t let your schedule get too crowded.
Number three, and this is
most important of all, don’t ever, ever let a hippopotamus sit on your lap.

The speaker is David Leonhardt, The Happy Guy. For tips on anger management, visit http://TheHappyGuy.com/anger-management-tips.html . For more self-help and personal growth articles visit the Self-actualization Resource Center at http://TheHappyGuy.com/self-actualization-articles.html or The Happy Guy's home page at http://TheHappyGuy.com .