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"Pish, posh. The plan is in place. All I need now are profits to share."
"Pish, posh?" he asked.
"Look, this employer offers on-site daycare."
"So it does," he noted.
"I offer onsite daycare...with a monitor so that I can hear my children cry and I can leave my desk to find out for myself exactly how it feels to have pickle juice spilled all over me in middle of a workday."
"That certainly is a benefit few companies would think to offer," Mountain Neighbor agreed.
"When you work in your pajamas, spills are easy to manage. Let's see Amex or Procter & Gamble match that!"
"I suspect you've outflanked them on fashion," Mountain Neighbor admitted.
"This one has opportunities in England, Japan and South Africa. Well I work in Australia, England, Florida, Minnesota, New York, California and all over place."
"You mean, you optimize websites from all over place," he pointed out.
"Look at this employer. They have an on-site all-you-can-eat cafeteria and a rooftop patio."
"So?" Mountain Neighbor asked.
"Well, I have a 24-hour cafeteria that makes everything to order, and I sometimes even have a wife spoil me with apple Betty. Yum."
"I guess you missed out on rooftop patio," he observed.
"Oooh...do you think that's why I didn't make list this year?"
"Actually, most of these employers offer four weeks vacation, or more, and many of them offer all sorts of other leaves and paid sabbaticals. You don't give yourself more than three weeks a year," he pointed out.
"Yes, I suppose that could be a problem."
"Slave driver," he admonished.
"So do you think that if I take more vacations and build a rooftop patio, I should be able to hang on to my best employees?"
"I don't know..." Mountain Neighbor shrugged. "But if you can't do it, nobody can."
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