The Self-employed Employer By David Leonhardt It's that time of year again, when all Canadians rush to their mailboxes, their corner stores or their neighbor's houses to read
latest edition of Maclean's Magazine.
For those who don't know it, Maclean's is
Canadian equivalent of Time or Newsweek, and
time of year is
annual Top 100 Employers report –
employers who issue more than just a paycheck (although right now a paycheck would be quite a treat!)
Being
frugal shopper that I am, I shunned
mailbox and
corner store – no loss, we don't have a corner store in this hamlet – and headed right over to my neighbor's log cabin high up on
summit of Mount Okabingbong.
"OK, Happy Guy, what now?" came his usual warm greeting. "No, wait. Let me guess. It's
Maclean's 100 Top Employers edition, right?"
"Right."
"And you want to check if your employer is on
list this year, right?" he continued.
"Right."
"And you'll be disappointed that your employer didn't make it on
list, again, right?" he asked.
"Right. Oh..."
"Happy Guy, you are a self-employed hermit. You don't have an employer," Mountain Neighbor said.
"Yes I do. Me. I am my employer, and a mighty good one at that."
"What makes you think you would be good enough to qualify?" he asked.
"It says right here that they want employers who don't just to woo
best employees, but work to keep them."
"If I were you, I would just fire all your employees," Mountain Neighbor remarked.
I ignored
sarcasm. "Look at what makes these guys a top employer. They have an on-site fitness facility. Well, I exercise on-site, too."
"So you do," he agreed.
"And this employer offers a profit-sharing plan. Well, I do that."
"But don't you have to make a profit first to have a profit-sharing plan?" Mountain Neighbor asked.