‘I'm Not A Christian, But I Play One On Sunday'

Written by Rev. James L. Snyder


After more than three decades of church ministry, I have come to one unsettling conclusion. Actually, I've come to more than one conclusion, but this one isrepparttar most depressing.

That conclusion is simply this: all who say they are going to Heaven are not actually onrepparttar 105578 right path, going inrepparttar 105579 right direction. Most, of course, haverepparttar 105580 best intentions, but good intentions don't make up for going inrepparttar 105581 wrong direction.

Our government insists advertisers adhere to what they call "truth in advertising." I would like to insist on something I call "truth in testimony." By that, I mean what people say about themselves should berepparttar 105582 truth. If this could ever be enacted by Congress, some people will have to say, "I'm not a Christian, but I play one on Sunday."

I've always thought of it this way, if you're not a Christian on Saturday night, you're not a Christian on Sunday morning, which may berepparttar 105583 ultimate test. Christianity is not a time-sensitive lifestyle turned on Sunday morning and expiring by nightfall.

Christianity is not like St. Patrick's Day, where for that one day everyone is Irish. Also, Christianity is not like a part-time job you take to make ends meet.

For example, take a guy who was in my office one day last month. I never saw him before and didn't know him from Adam. He saw our church, he said, as he was driving by and thought he would stop in and visit. "You have a real nice church here, reverend," he praised.

As soon as I saw him, I knew what he was after. His job was to see how much of my money andrepparttar 105584 church's money he could put into his pocket. My job, of course, was to make his job impossible.

I've played this game before and, not bragging, I've become rather good at it. Not that I have not lost my share of games, for I have. But after losing hundreds of dollars to scoundrels, I've learned how to playrepparttar 105585 game.

The key to winning is never letting your guard down, and more importantly, never allow your opponent to suck you into his sympathy scam. One man actually brought with him a little girl he pawned off as his daughter.

Looking into her big brown eyes my hand automatically went to my wallet. I'm sorry to say I lost that one and later found outrepparttar 105586 little girl was not his daughter.

This man in my office, let's call him "Ralph," had a different scheme. He was trying to impress me with how good a Christian he really was. Although he may not have been a good Christian, he sure knew how to tell a good line. All along, he was trying to impress me that he really knew God.

The Ride of his Life

Written by Jelbaby


THE RIDE OF HIS LIFE

It was a chilly, crisp morning atrepparttar racetrack. The sun was just beginning to come up overrepparttar 105577 mountains inrepparttar 105578 distance as Dad and I led one of our thoroughbreds out ofrepparttar 105579 stables and out towardsrepparttar 105580 training track. We were waiting to start track work with one our best gallopers, Paragon Prince, but unfortunately, once againrepparttar 105581 jockey had forgotten to show up. The particular jockey had tendency to spend many a night out withrepparttar 105582 boys getting onrepparttar 105583 booze andrepparttar 105584 hangover that ensuedrepparttar 105585 next morning, inevitably led to his unreliability.

“Damn that blasted jockey.” cursed my father, rubbing his hands together, attempting to warm them. “He’s not going to show.” I tethered our horse torepparttar 105586 rails and studied my Dads face, thinking this was going to be another one of those interesting mornings. He was extremely irate and angry and when my Dad got irritated withrepparttar 105587 horses or situations connected withrepparttar 105588 stable and coupled with Dad’s way of managing things, any sign of frustration in my father, usually meant trouble. In all his years of training race horses, I had lost count ofrepparttar 105589 number of times Dad had flipped out. “What are you staring at.” Dad suddenly snapped at me. “Nothing.” I said quickly, turning back to Paragon Prince, checking overrepparttar 105590 saddle, bridle and straightening uprepparttar 105591 saddle cloth. I slid my hands under his long thick mane, attempting to warm them, and avoided eye contact with my father, anything to not to incur his wrath. I felt even more strongly now that Dad was about to lose his temper and it was not going to be a pleasant morning.

I guess I should explain why I was so worried about my fathers temper. In all our years dealing with horses, trainers, owners, jockeys andrepparttar 105592 like, there had been many an occasion where things had not worked outrepparttar 105593 way Dad had envisioned. Therefore he would quite often lose his temper, spitrepparttar 105594 dummy and do some really offrepparttar 105595 wall stuff. Let’s face it,repparttar 105596 racing game and more importantly thoroughbreds can be very unpredictable creatures and things can invariably go awry and my father could be usually seen, should I say throwing some kind of hissy fit. Likerepparttar 105597 time, a few years ago, when he couldn’t catch one of our brood mares. Granted, this particular horse could be a prize bitch when she wanted and this particular day was no exception. She really didn’t want to be caught that day and after two hours of my Dad and I trying out every plan that we had hatchedrepparttar 105598 night before, she (the mare) decided to go intorepparttar 105599 paddock dam and stay there. My father was infuriated with this blasted horse, as he called her as well as few other strong expletives and suffice to say began to hurl stones at her. The mare just stood there, with an expression of complete arrogance, regarding my father with absolute contempt. The mare was not going to budge. She had won this round, and my Dad knew it. Anyone watching this little performance would have considered my Dad to be quite mad, but that was just his way of doing things, not necessarilyrepparttar 105600 right way, but Dad’s way nonetheless. This particular story and many others involving our thoroughbreds have been told and re-told to family and friends, ending with everyone rolling around in fits of gut wrenching laughter.

Getting back torepparttar 105601 morning in question, My father and I were cooling our heels still waiting for this jockey to arrive. Cooling our heels was right, it was bloody freezing. My father was huffing and puffing, pacing around, totally infuriated with this apparent ‘no show’ jockey. My mother would later say that Dad’s temper and rash deeds could’ve been disastrous to him and our family. I’ll never forgetrepparttar 105602 dressing down she gave him. It was one ofrepparttar 105603 numerous arguments they have shared during their forty-five years of marriage, concerning our horses and Dad’s tendency to flip a lid.

I stood there with Paragon Prince, stroking his mane watching my father pace up and down. He was mad, real mad. I didn’t see it asrepparttar 105604 end ofrepparttar 105605 world. We could just unsaddlerepparttar 105606 horse, take him back torepparttar 105607 stable and go home. Tomorrow was another day. Dad could ring our jockey and give him right blasting for not showing up. If he didn’t have a hangover, he certainly wouldn’t feel too good after Dad was through with him. I was not going to be bold as to suggest it. Why make my father more furious than he already was.

Suddenly, Dad stopped pacing and walked over torepparttar 105608 horse, with an expression on his face that spoke volumes, that look one gets when they think they have a brilliant idea, but in realityrepparttar 105609 notion is moronic. This was one of my father’s idiosyncrasies that I have long learnt to fear. He untiedrepparttar 105610 horse and began to fiddle around withrepparttar 105611 girth and stirrups.

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