With Great Reverence One of
things I meant to do when I returned to Scotland four years ago was to look up an old Scottish friend that I'd last seen some twenty years ago in London. In truth I had a whole hatful of ambitions and intentions on my list, and rather to my own surprise and to
utter amazement of my wife and daughter, I've gradually managed to tick them off over
last few years. Alright, I know you can't wait to find out what was on this list, so I'll just run through some of them briefly. First of all, since I was no longer a full-time musician, having developed
guitarists version of tennis elbow, I needed something else to fill my time, and
only other thing I was good at (apart from snooker) was art. I had always painted and sketched, mostly landscapes, although I rarely sold anything.
I had an idea that there was a market for pet portraits if I could reach it, and and
way to do that seemed to be via
internet, so I bought a computer, digital camera, printer etc and hired a local company to design and run a website for me. After a while I realized that it was much cheaper to design your own site, so I thought I'd have a go - how hard could it be, right? Very hard, was
answer, as anybody who has tried it will tell you, but after two years of HTML, jpg's, links, virus's, backache, eye strain and late nights I finally got
hang of it, although as a result of being self-taught I find I'm quite knowledgeable about some aspects of web-building and appallingly ignorant about others.
Another project near to my heart was
search for any survivors of
Scottish side of my family - a side I had lost contact with as a child. This was one of
reasons I'd gone on
internet in
first place, and yes, there were still Collins's living in
Edinburgh area and Cowdenbeath, where I was born.
When I made
trip down to Fife, I met my cousin June, who told me about my dad, who I never really knew, and about my grandad, who was a miner (as all
men in
area were before
mining industry was destroyed by
- but don't get me started). Grandad was known as Tiger Collins because of his red hair. My cousin also told me that I had a half-sister who had been looking for me for years, and was under
impression that I had emigrated to Australia.
I had known that I had a sister but what I didn't know was that she lived just twenty miles from where I used to live in England. I now know there are Collins's across west to Glasgow and probably all
way over into Ireland and down to Dublin in Cork, where all Collins's ultimately come from. I'm also connected to
Donaldsons (my middle name). The Donaldsons or Clan Donald were Lords of
Western Isles at
time of
Jacobite rebellion, but that's a story for another time.
Another idea that I had was to own a collie and after I lost my Patch I acquired a border collie cross called Oscar and we've just bought a rough collie as a companion for him. We call her Daisy May. There are a couple of items still on my list - I can't find a decent snooker club and there are no chess clubs within easy reach, but there is one idea that will never be realized. Lindsay Cooper, my old friend from London died
year we moved up to Scotland.
I found this out recently when I finally got around to making a search on
internet. When I knew him he was
spitting image of 'Animal' from Hill Street Blues - remember
little guy with
dark hair and
droopy moustache? - except he had
broadest of Glaswegian accents. He played
double bass and also
cello. He played jazz but he also loved Bach.
I'm talking about a time before I'd met my wife. I was very young and, it seems to me now, pretty dumb, but I was lucky enough to be living in a house of bed-sits - or one-room apartments - peopled mainly by musicians. It was run by a little woman called Angie, who was near
end of her career as a dancer. At this time she had a whip act with a guy called Dennis. It was quite a skilful act, as he had to crack this whip around her throat from a distance, and, as she explained it, one little mistake and
whip would throttle her.