"Why So Many Bleep Words?"

Written by Shellie Rushing Tomlinson

My family watched a lot of movies overrepparttar holidays; at least we tried to. It's about impossible to find good clean entertainment anymore. We did have a TV Guardian to bleeprepparttar 118279 bad words, butrepparttar 118280 poor thing was overworked. It bleeped itself into early retirementrepparttar 118281 other night. Which got me to thinking--I'd love to see a breakdown onrepparttar 118282 birthplaces of movie producers and writers. There can't be more than a handful of true southerners inrepparttar 118283 bunch. Think about it.

It's like today's movies are required to have a certain number of expletives. I can almost seerepparttar 118284 big execs reviewing a movie and saying, "Whatrepparttar 118285 bleep? There wasn't but 73 bleeping bleep words in this whole bleeping movie! Somebody's bleeping head's gonna roll!"

Silver linings are everywhere.

Written by David Leonhardt

Viagra. That one word packs a lot of punch. Let's face it; there is little that has been derided more than Viagra. Onrepparttar talk shows, it has beenrepparttar 118278 butt of more jokes than Michael Jackson and Saddam Hussein combined. For example:

(OK, OK. I admit I was going to share an example or two, but I couldn't find any clean enough to pass my censor's well-trained eyes.)

Of course, if you are not laughing yet fromrepparttar 118279 jokes you could imagine I might have told, it may be because you are so fed up of receiving offers for Viagra in your email inbox, right up there withrepparttar 118280 prospect of enhancing body parts you didn't even know you owned. In fact, you may even be convinced that spam was invented just to deliverrepparttar 118281 Viagra industry's message to your personal desktop.

Can anything good come from Viagra?

As a matter of fact, yes. Scientists have actually found a benefit from Viagra (No, I am not talking about experimenting in their labs.) Apparently Viagra is good forrepparttar 118282 environment.

It took a lot of work and several failed attempts to reach this conclusion. First,repparttar 118283 scientists tried to use Viagra as an additive to revive lakes that were dying from acid rain. Unfortunately, it raisedrepparttar 118284 lake's body temperature and friedrepparttar 118285 fish.

Then they tried using Viagra to replace polluting dry cleaner chemicals, but clothes came back too rigid to wear: "Hey, how come my fleece isn't soft anymore?" "I thought I told you not to starch my collars." "Ouch!"

The researchers tried feeding Viagra to swine, cattle, and chickens, hoping to replace feed sources that now consume vast areas of land. However,repparttar 118286 farm animals wouldn't touchrepparttar 118287 stuff. The cockroaches, however, found it energizing, and before long there were very few barns left.

Next they decided to see if Viagra could be used as a low-polluting fuel to heat homes inrepparttar 118288 winter. That option looked promising ... until airplanes started hittingrepparttar 118289 rising chimney stacks. Oops. Thenrepparttar 118290 scientists tried offering Viagra to allrepparttar 118291 taxi drivers who insisted on idling their polluting engines between fares. Unfortunately, it seems that most cab drivers preferred idling to anything Viagra could do for them (which may explainrepparttar 118292 way they drive.)

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