Who Has The Greatest Job In The World?

Written by Rev. James L. Snyder

I have, in my opinion,repparttar world's perfect job. Just look atrepparttar 105581 evidence. I love people and I love God. I love talking to people about God and I love talking to God about people.

Therefore, if you put these two together, I am doing what I love doing:repparttar 105582 greatest job inrepparttar 105583 world.

I must confess, however, this was not alwaysrepparttar 105584 case. When I wore a younger man's suit, I had different ideas about what would berepparttar 105585 greatest job inrepparttar 105586 world for me.

Nowhere on that short list did being a pastor appear. God, sometimes, displays a marvelous sense of humor in selecting people for his service. I amrepparttar 105587 supreme example.

The apostle Paul writes, "But God hath chosenrepparttar 105588 foolish things ofrepparttar 105589 world to confoundrepparttar 105590 wise; and God hath chosenrepparttar 105591 weak things ofrepparttar 105592 world to confoundrepparttar 105593 things which are mighty;" (1 Corinthians 1:27 KJV.)

As a young person, I thought only one job would berepparttar 105594 greatest job inrepparttar 105595 world. In my mind, I aspired to this fabulous career often fantasizing about how great it would be to spend all my time in this job.

The greatest job inrepparttar 105596 world to me at that time was being a Snow Cone Man. Nothing compared, in my estimation, torepparttar 105597 Snow Cone Man.

I was not alone in my aspirations. Most of my pals atrepparttar 105598 time harbored similar vocational goals. No person in our lives atrepparttar 105599 time was as exciting asrepparttar 105600 Snow Cone Man.

The SCM came down our street three times a week, without fail, much to our delight. This, of course, was during our summer vacation when we were out of school and had plenty of time on our hands.

Perhaps, in our small town, with nothing to really interest or excite us,repparttar 105601 Snow Cone Man wasrepparttar 105602 one thing we had to look forward to. Regardless, we believed he hadrepparttar 105603 greatest job inrepparttar 105604 world.

For one, he roderepparttar 105605 coolest motorcycle vehicle I have ever seen ó a three-wheel motorcycle, with a large compartment onrepparttar 105606 back, containing allrepparttar 105607 snow cone accoutrements. I don't know if it wasrepparttar 105608 motorcycle orrepparttar 105609 cargo that fascinated us. Your guess is probablyrepparttar 105610 right one.

Also, he wore a nifty white suit with a fabulous hat. Atrepparttar 105611 time, I would have given anything for a hat like his. It was oftenrepparttar 105612 topic of our discussion when he left us to our snow cone treats.

One thing was sure, everybody loved him. He sold those snow cones for 5 cents each. What a bargain. The icy treat was a paper cone piled high with crushed ice and then flavored with your choice of strawberry, raspberry, lemon, lime syrup, but my all-time favorite was root beer.

Beware of Thick Ankled Women!

Written by Ed Williams

Itís funnyrepparttar kinds of things that you remember sometimes. Just a little while ago I began smiling because I was thinking about something my mother told me many years ago. I was a teenager atrepparttar 105580 time, and I think that I was dating several girls instead of just dating my steady girlfriend. My mother, for some inexplicable reason, was not too crazy about that, so she gave me a lecture about how I was going to lose her. She went on and on and on about it, and I finally grumbled back some sort of response, which prompted her to look at me and say something that I still remember to this day. She said,

ďSon, beware of city women that smell too good, country women that act too good, and old women with fast hands.Ē

Pretty profound, huh? I thought so, too. Funny thing, though, since then Iíve learned a little more about life, and have picked up on something rather interesting. She was one hundred percent right about watching out forrepparttar 105581 smelly city women,repparttar 105582 too good country women, and she was very, very right aboutrepparttar 105583 fast handed old women, but Iíve discovered that itís not these type women that men need to watch out forrepparttar 105584 most. In my experience,repparttar 105585 women that you need to watch out forrepparttar 105586 most, in fact,repparttar 105587 women that you need to give a very wide berth to, is those women with thick ankles.

Thatís right, women with thick ankles. I mean, think about it for a second, women with thick ankles need to be given plenty of space. Ed Jr. whole heartedly agrees. When I asked him about this, he told me that women with big ankles naturally have bad dispositions. He said that they really have no choice, if you think about it. When I asked him why, he said that whenever big ankled women lay down that their ankles rub together. ďAnd son, over time, they build up calluses, so it has to hurt, and it would right smart affect a personís disposition. Think about it, a personís ankles clunking together over and over and over again. Imagine how it would affect it a person after years of it. Theyíd end up being one mean, easy to rile up, parentheses legged person. When it gets down to it, I donít think Iíve ever seen a woman with thick ankles whoĎs been in a good mood.Ē

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