After 15 months of pure bliss, you and your significant other are still glowing in aftermath of romance. Incredibly, you note with satisfaction, that you have perfect relationship; complete with great sex, stimulating conversation and tons of fun.

Quietly assessing situation, you think to yourself, “Although things are great, there are things about my partner that I would like to change.” Then it hits you like a ton of bricks, “If anyone can break my mate of those awful habits like eating like a pig and telling jokes that would bore dead, it’s me.” Psst, ladies before you spend one more minute thinking of interesting ways to change your significant other, let me remind you of a quote by legendary astronomer Galielo who said: “You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him to find it within himself. “ Translated, that means IT IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO CHANGE A MAN, NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

For centuries women have come up with a barrage of formulas to change their lovers or husbands, all to no avail. The secret to understanding men lies in concept that they are guided by 12 principles. And they are:

1.He is convinced that he knows everything. And that reminds me, a mule’s head is bigger than a man’s, and they certainly don’t have a monopoly on intelligence. So, chalk one up for female species.

2.He must prove his manhood at all times. Morning, noon, night, and in-between. Whew! No wonder they’re so confused.

3.He will always think that he is smarter than you are. If you love him, let him think that. We know real truth, don’t we ladies?

1.Interrogatory No. 2: Was a cell phone in use in your vehicle at time of accident? If so, state name of cell phone provider, cell phone number, and who was using cell phone.

Request for Production No. 2: Produce your cellular phone records covering month during which accident made basis of this lawsuit occurred.

It’s showing up in Discovery in personal injury lawsuits, which means we, people, know there’s a link whether or not those research scientists can statistically “prove” cause and effect.

And now you know your cell records can and may be subpoened if you’re involved in a driving accident. Your server can be found by entering your cell phone number into a reverse phone directory - http://www.reversephonedirectory.com/ - and is readily accessible.

2.In Texas, in 2001, there were 1,032 accidents with 8 fatalities where cell phone usage was coded a contributing factor.

This was an increase of 44.1% over preceding year, and that was 3 years ago!

3.In a research study, individuals engaged in cell phone conversations missed twice as many simulated traffic signals as when they weren’t talking on cell phone. (Source: University of Utah)

4.People using cell phones took longer to react to those signals that they did detect. (Source: Ibid)

5. These deficits were equivalent for BOTh hand-held and hands-free cell phone users. (Course: Ibid)

6.Intense or complex conversation on cells leads to greatest increases in overlooking significant highway traffic conditions and response time. (Source: National Public Services Research Institute for AAA)