What If You Were Under A Spell And Didn't Even Know It?Written by FIRE FOXX
| | The Silly EssayWritten by Darrin F. Coe, MA
I thought it would be fun to set down some of random, silly thoughts I’ve been pondering over last several weeks. In this time of geopolitical intenseness, I figure if I need a “silly” break than so do others. I’ve been wondering what life would be like if candy bar companies also made condoms. I guess it would bring a whole new marketing strategy to names snickers and whatchamacallit. I was also thinking that Trojan should diversify into security business seeing as they are already 97 % effective. I spent some time thinking about what political campaigns might be like if their slogans were created by personal hygiene product companies. For instance you might hear something like, “Summer’s Bush, when you’re having that not-so-Kerry feeling” or “Try preparation-K to alleviate that irritable Bush and Cheney sensation”. I’ve been wondering about practice of denouncing your opponent’s military records during presidential campaign. What would they fight about if neither of them had or allegedly had military records? I envision a campaign in which not listening to enough country music is equated with being unpatriotic and being indicative of poor leadership qualities.
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