What Does Your Telephone Say About You When You Are Away?Your Small Business Image can be Shattered by Your Phone
by BIG Mike McDaniel
Business to Business relationships come to expect a certain level of professionalism, from
first telephone call to final delivery.
Your business can be on Really Big 500 list, employ only a handful of people, or be a business of one but what is said by that business to other business customers will reflect personality of that business. It can be a PR boost or a PR blowout. Have you called telephone company or your long distance provider lately? Chances are you will get a machine telling you to” listen closely because menus have changed” (as if they know you called last year). When you do listen closely, chances are there is not a choice on menu that sounds like reason you called. Worse, you could choose a selection and be directed to an area that does not answer with no way to get back to real people. What does that say about company? Terrible impression. Only company’s bean counters will argue that all that “select and press” boogie-woogie is good for company.
Word of mouth is faster and cheaper than any other form of advertising, and very widespread. Have you talked with anyone that thinks voice mail menus are nifty?
Same if you have to call an insurance company, or credit card company. Now, it seems, more and more calls are greeted with “all our agents are busy, please hold” message. Can you imagine how that one got started? “Look, Herb, if we put main line on voice mail, we can trim our customer support staff in half, just have machine say ‘everyone is busy helping other customers’, we can save really big bucks!” Not much for PR is it? Even worse if they ditch 800 number and make you pay for call.
For years I have told my clients to look to big boys to see how they do things. Now I hedge my advice, by pointing them at big boys that are doing it right, because so many have made more than one wrong turn on road to a professional, caring image.
The telephone is only one part of puzzle, but one of most important parts. I tell my clients with small to mid size businesses to call office from time to time to see how phone is answered. I cannot count number of times I have had to ask to person answering phone to repeat mesh of words that just flew by. Hundreds of times I have been ka-thudded on hold with not so much as a “Hang on Bub!” It is true, you can hear a smile on other end of phone. You can also hear indifference and easy one to spot is outright disgust. One bored telephone person can do more to undo what took years to do more than any other company asset (or liability).
What if your company is you? Staff of one with a home office. What happens when a call comes in and you are not there to put on your best voice? Does a machine get it? In how many rings? What does machine say? Does your machine make sense if you call from a pay phone? It only takes a few minutes to draft a script for answer machine. So much better than an ad lib. Even pros write it down. Forget about that “I’m not here…” stuff, any moron can figure that one out. No need to lecture them with “..say your phone number twice” or “talk slowly, I am not a stenographer”. Record it over and over until it sounds bright, happy, and clear enough for Grandma to understand.
