Was I Dating An Alien?

Written by Tim Mack


I'm a fairly ordinary guy, but after two weeks of dating Triffy, things just didn't seem very ordinary anymore. I had taken a girl named Barbra to a drive in movie. Not sure if they still have drive in movies anymore today, but back inrepparttar 70's they still had a few drive in movies left in California along withrepparttar 109809 left over Chariots.

Barbra asked, “would you get me some buttered pop corn and a Coke?”

With a smile, I said,”sure.”

I headed over torepparttar 109810 pop corn stand and it was lust at first site. It seemed as if her eyes were sparkling. Her blouse and skirt were skin tight.

She asked,"are you from around here?" I've never noticed you before."

I laughed and replied, "I'm from a far away planet they call New York."

She smiled radiantly and said, "I'm from a far away planet to, but I got stuck here for a while."

"Missedrepparttar 109811 ride back onrepparttar 109812 space ship," I joked.

"Something like that," she said smiling.

"I'm supposed to be in Europe, butrepparttar 109813 Navy stuck me out here onrepparttar 109814 left coast. They just don't know how to read a dream sheet," I smiled.

"What do you do withrepparttar 109815 Navy," she asked.

"Im a communications specialist," I answered.

She smiled glowingly and said, "I'm into communications to."

I laughed and asked, "that's what you do on your planet when you're not selling pop corn."

She smiled and said, "something like that.

"Oh, could I have a buttered pop corn and a Coke,” I asked.

“Wouldn't you rather have something else,?” she whispered seductively.

“Yes, I would, but this is for Barbra,repparttar 109816 girl that's waiting for me to bring this back torepparttar 109817 car.”

“Would Barbra miss you if you didn't come back,?” she whispered almost hypnoticly.”

I answered.”I don't know, but I think she would wonder about what happened torepparttar 109818 pop corn and Coke.”

“Okay.” She said, reluctantly handing merepparttar 109819 pop corn and coke.

“Maybe another time,” I said.

“I'd like that, My name is Triffy. Here's my number. Call me when you're finished getting pop corn for Barbra,” she said.

“My name is Tim, maybe another time Triffy,” I said.

I broughtrepparttar 109820 pop corn and coke back to Barbra. She snuggled up with me and asked, “Didn't you want anything?”

“Want anything what,?” I asked.

“Didn't you want a snack? She said, seeming puzzled.

“Oh, I just didn't think of it,” I replied.

Smiling seductively, she said. “I'm willing to share.”

She then gazed into my eyes and started to kiss me, but I couldn't get Triffy out of my mind. It were as if she had cast a spell on me. Barbra was very pretty, and I really did like her, but I felt as if I were now wearingrepparttar 109821 wrong size shoe. I needed size Triffy, but I tried hard to fit into size Barbra. Afterrepparttar 109822 movie I drove Barbra home. She asked me in, but I told her I had some work to do that just couldn't wait.

I drove down Pacific Coast Highway and parked by one ofrepparttar 109823 massive cliffs to think and reflect. The height ofrepparttar 109824 cliffs,repparttar 109825 wonderful splashing sound ofrepparttar 109826 water always seemed to invigorate my thought process.

I debated with myself if I should call Triffy or not. I knew nothing about her except that she was very beautiful. She just wasn'trepparttar 109827 kind of girl you would expect to be selling pop corn. At least not with those looks.

She intrigued me. At last, I decided to call her just out of curiousity. I just had to know where she came from, what she was into and whatrepparttar 109828 heck was she doing selling pop corn. But, I was really fooling myself. Deep down, I was really attracted to her.

I didn't even want to admit to myself that I could be such a cad. I knew it was wrong, but I wanted her anyway. So, I called. She told me a few things about herself and we made a date to go torepparttar 109829 beachrepparttar 109830 next day. After seeing her in a bikini onrepparttar 109831 beachrepparttar 109832 next day my mind just went blank.

The Boss

Written by Tim Mack


A very funny journalist that has a blog called http://tiffanyastone.com/ Breaksat At Tiffany's, wroterepparttar other day in her famous blog that she was a starving artist living in a closet. Starving I suppose because her very small apartment doesn't even have a stove. But yet her rent is very high. Yet she's happy. Happy, because she's living close torepparttar 109808 Stars that she writes about.

I could relate to her plight. I to once lived in a very high rent neighborhood. After a hitch inrepparttar 109809 Navy, I just couldn't imagine myself living in Brooklyn anymore. It was where I grew up and there will always be a place in my heart for Brooklyn, but I just can't deal with living there any longer.

After spending so many years out onrepparttar 109810 West Coast and learning to speak proper English, it scaredrepparttar 109811 hell out of me to think that I might settle back down in Brooklyn and revert to speaking a Brooklyn dilect again. I had no idea that I was speaking a very foreign language until I left Brooklyn. All I had to say were eitherrepparttar 109812 words coffee or water and everyone realized I was from Brooklyn.

When I first leftrepparttar 109813 Navy I had a golden tan from all those years inrepparttar 109814 Pacific and when I talked to someone that didn't know me, they always asked me where I was from. At first I just thought they wondered why I had such a deep tan inrepparttar 109815 middle ofrepparttar 109816 winter. But, they all said you don't sound Brooklyn. And they were right. I was speaking a foreign language in my native Brooklyn.

So, there was only one thing to do. It was time to move to Manhattan. I found an apartment that I could afford in one ofrepparttar 109817 plushest places in Manhattan. But I had to sacrifice. I could only swingrepparttar 109818 rent for a studio apartment. But my new neighbors weren't likerepparttar 109819 ones I were acustomed to in Brooklyn.

Walter Cronkite lived acrossrepparttar 109820 street from me. Gloria Vanderbilt was aroundrepparttar 109821 corner and Maureen Ohara was downrepparttar 109822 street. Everywhere I went people smiled and called me The Boss. I just thought it was some kind of Manhattan thing or something. But one day when I took a date to a very exclusive place and asked if I could get a table without a reservation, I was told, Yes, we always have a table for The Boss.

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