Warning! Look Up; Big Problem Straight AheadWritten by Richard Vegas
So, you've got a problem? Well guess what? That's good. Now don't you throw anything at me. I'm sure you've heard of Murphy's Law. You know, "If anything can go wrong, it will". Well, I want to give you some Vegas-ology! "Man who stay under big tree, may find bird of paradise taking a big P**." :>)I know, I hear you saying, don't wax melancholy on me. Well, you may say, I want to be bird of paradise; I'm tired of being one that gets big P. Ah…but into every life a little sunshine must fall. I heard someone said yeah, very little. Listen, you can be bird of paradise; you just have to learn to grow wings. I'm flying this Coop! Well then, how do I do that wise guy? I'm glad you asked. Do this. Repeat after me 400 times, "If a bullfrog had wings he wouldn't bump his little rear end when he landed." And, If man look up when under big tree, read, he will step out of way of big P. The most important thing you can do when in heat of battle, is not turn heat up any more. Duh...But, you would be surprised how many times you do. That reminds me of something I've always thought was so funny. Consider this for yourself. Remember movie 10 Commandments? There was a scene where Moses was telling Pharaoh, Let my people go. Pharaoh had suffered through Nile river being turned into blood, tree> then all fish died, tree> then flies and gnats covered land and yet tree>.Fine as Frogs Hair! Here is what I always laughed myself silly over: it was part about frogs. The Nile was teeming with frogs, there were frogs in Palace, there were frogs in kitchen, there was frogs in oven, there was frogs in kneading troughs, and, there was frogs in Pharaoh's bed. Remember, through all of this Pharaoh stayed under tree. Now get this: Even magicians did same things and brought up MORE frogs with their secret arts; as if they needed some more frogs. You know like they didn't really have enough. Ok, then Pharaoh tells Moses, I will let your people go. And, Moses says, ok, when? And here is answer that I consider epitome of standing under bird of paradise when he's already giving you a nice shower. Pharaoh says, tomorrow. Come back tomorrow. He's saying like, Hey Moses, you know; just give me one more night with these frogs. Every time I think about that story I wonder; why did Pharaoh shoot himself in foot? Every time I've done something that ended up with a stench on it, I realize, I just had to have one more night with my frogs. So, I stood under bird of paradise too long and he showered me with all little presents I was willing to take
| | "What would you do if you could change your life right now"?Written by Nicholas Dixon
Hello everybody and a good day (or night !) to you all.My name is Nicholas Dixon and I am in my early twenties and I reside on beautiful island of Jamaica.I work full time in a public library , but in my spare time I design and market websites.I personally think that it is fun to help my fellow brother or sister to get what they want out of this life.Success.What a powerful word and so sought after , yet it is so elusive to so many of us.If you look carefully at my personal quote on my website , you will realise that it contains a lot of truth.Success is never achieved by thinking of your own wants and needs , but by thinking about other people's wants and needs.Have you every notice that more you give of yourself , more you have to give ? This is called law of abundance , more you give more you receive. Believe me my friend , this is one of most fundamental keys to success along with hard work and perseverance.When you apply these steps to your life , I am sure that you will find it fuller and more richer than before. Once I was "down on my face" and living life everyday without any meaningful purpose and going through a lot of personal torment.I used to believe that happiness came from things and people that surround me , but oh what a terrible mistake !! As Woody Allen puts it , "The talent of being happy is appreciating and liking what you have , not what you don't have".The morale to that is quite simply , learn to love and believe in yourself.Learn to believe in word believe , because it is a powerful word.It breaks down all barriers and removes all fears once firmly established in mind and will not stop in path of any obstacle.Believe in your dreams my friend because it is basis of your success. One last thing I would like to mention is a mental-spiritual theory called Positive Thinking.Positive thinking , my friend is simply recognising negatives in life but refusing to dwell on them.Some people may argue at this point that I am being unrealistic by doing that and that it may not work.But believe me my friend it does work , but only if you give it a try from bottom of your heart.Try giving yourself daily "mental cleansing " so as to clear your mind of any negative thoughts that might exist in it.
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