Warning! Look Up; Big Problem Straight Ahead

Written by Richard Vegas


So, you've got a problem? Well guess what? That's good. Now don't you throw anything at me. I'm sure you've heard of Murphy's Law. You know, "If anything can go wrong, it will". Well, I want to give you some Vegas-ology! "Man who stay under big tree, may find bird of paradise taking a big P**." :>)

I know, I hear you saying, don't wax melancholy on me. Well, you may say, I want to berepparttar bird of paradise; I'm tired of beingrepparttar 123674 one that getsrepparttar 123675 big P. Ah…but into every life a little sunshine must fall. I heard someone said yeah, very little. Listen, you can berepparttar 123676 bird of paradise; you just have to learn to grow wings.

I'm flying this Coop!

Well then, how do I do that wise guy? I'm glad you asked. Do this. Repeat after me 400 times, "If a bullfrog had wings he wouldn't bump his little rear end when he landed." And, If man look up when under big tree, read, he will step out ofrepparttar 123677 way ofrepparttar 123678 big P.

The most important thing you can do when inrepparttar 123679 heat of battle, is not turnrepparttar 123680 heat up any more. Duh...But, you would be surprised how many times you do. That reminds me of something I've always thought was so funny. Consider this for yourself.

Rememberrepparttar 123681 movierepparttar 123682 10 Commandments? There was a scene where Moses was telling Pharaoh, Let my people go. Pharaoh had suffered throughrepparttar 123683 Nile river being turned into blood, tree> then allrepparttar 123685 fish died, tree> then flies and gnats coveredrepparttar 123687 land and yet tree>.

Fine as Frogs Hair!

Here is what I always laughed myself silly over: it wasrepparttar 123689 part aboutrepparttar 123690 frogs. The Nile was teeming with frogs, there were frogs inrepparttar 123691 Palace, there were frogs inrepparttar 123692 kitchen, there was frogs inrepparttar 123693 oven, there was frogs inrepparttar 123694 kneading troughs, and, there was frogs in Pharaoh's bed.

Remember, through all of this Pharaoh stayed underrepparttar 123695 tree. Now get this: Evenrepparttar 123696 magicians didrepparttar 123697 same things and brought up MORE frogs with their secret arts; as if they needed some more frogs. You know like they didn't really have enough. Ok, then Pharaoh tells Moses, I will let your people go.

And, Moses says, ok, when? And here isrepparttar 123698 answer that I considerrepparttar 123699 epitome of standing underrepparttar 123700 bird of paradise when he's already giving you a nice shower. Pharaoh says, tomorrow. Come back tomorrow. He's saying like, Hey Moses, you know; just give me one more night with these frogs.

Every time I think about that story I wonder; why did Pharaoh shoot himself inrepparttar 123701 foot? Every time I've done something that ended up with a stench on it, I realize, I just had to have one more night with my frogs. So, I stood underrepparttar 123702 bird of paradise too long and he showered me with allrepparttar 123703 little presents I was willing to take

"What would you do if you could change your life right now"?

Written by Nicholas Dixon


Hello everybody and a good day (or night !) to you all.My name is Nicholas Dixon and I am in my early twenties and I reside onrepparttar beautiful island of Jamaica.I work full time in a public library , but in my spare time I design and market websites.I personally think that it is fun to help my fellow brother or sister to get what they want out of this life.

Success.What a powerful word and so sought after , yet it is so elusive to so many of us.If you look carefully at my personal quote on my website , you will realise that it contains a lot of truth.Success is never achieved by thinking of your own wants and needs , but by thinking about other people's wants and needs.Have you every notice thatrepparttar 123673 more you give of yourself ,repparttar 123674 more you have to give ? This is calledrepparttar 123675 law of abundance ,repparttar 123676 more you giverepparttar 123677 more you receive.

Believe me my friend , this is one ofrepparttar 123678 most fundamental keys to success along with hard work and perseverance.When you apply these steps to your life , I am sure that you will find it fuller and more richer than before.

Once I was "down on my face" and living life everyday without any meaningful purpose and going through a lot of personal torment.I used to believe that happiness came fromrepparttar 123679 things and people that surround me , but oh what a terrible mistake !! As Woody Allen puts it , "The talent of being happy is appreciating and liking what you have , not what you don't have".The morale to that is quite simply , learn to love and believe in yourself.Learn to believe inrepparttar 123680 word believe , because it is a powerful word.It breaks down all barriers and removes all fears once firmly established inrepparttar 123681 mind and will not stop inrepparttar 123682 path of any obstacle.Believe in your dreams my friend because it isrepparttar 123683 basis of your success.

One last thing I would like to mention is a mental-spiritual theory called Positive Thinking.Positive thinking , my friend is simply recognisingrepparttar 123684 negatives in life but refusing to dwell on them.Some people may argue at this point that I am being unrealistic by doing that and that it may not work.But believe me my friend it does work , but only if you give it a try fromrepparttar 123685 bottom of your heart.Try giving yourself daily "mental cleansing " so as to clear your mind of any negative thoughts that might exist in it.

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