In
first two parts of this series, we covered my decision to move from San Diego to Chita, Siberia to be a professor at Chita State Technical University. We pick up
story aboard
flight from Anchorage to Khabarovsk, Russia.Day 3
Technically, it’s day two and half. I think. Time began to blur as we flew over
international date line. Wait, do we add a day or lose a day? I was so confused that I didn’t know whether to whine about losing or gaining a day in my life. Whatever day it was, we were flying along happily on Aeroflot.
I must say that communism had some things going for it. The average airline ticket in
U.S. should come with a shoehorn to help wedge you into
seat. God forbid if
person in front of you should put their seat back. Damn people in first class! Communism solved this problem nicely.
I wouldn’t say our plane was old, but
younger planes around our gate were crowding in to hear our plane tell stories about
first flight of
Wright brothers. Despite some interesting details [My God, does that look like a crack in
wing? That better not be duct tape!],
“maturity” of our flying bull had some distinct advantages.
A central concept of communism is that there is only one class of people, to wit,
workers. Theoretically, everyone gets
same treatment. The benefits of this theory are debatable, but I can tell you it stomps capitalism into
ground when it comes to flying.
The seating compartment on our plane was uniformly first class. There was plenty of space for one’s rump and legs. Each two-seat section was
equivalent of three seats on a U.S. airline. It was at least two feet to
seat in front of me. Those that fly a lot will understand as I quietly shed a tear in memory of that flight. Dozing comfortably, I didn’t give a damn if
wings fell off. At least we were going in style!