Written by Victoria Elizabeth

Copyright Victoria Elizabeth 2005.

For Immediate Release - March 9, 2005


VICTORIA -- The capital of British Columbia will play host on April 1, 2005 torepparttar 1st Annual “Feast of Fools”, in honor ofrepparttar 118073 city’s most coveted award as a “Cultural Capital” of Canada, and a disparaging shortage of greeting cards to celebrate "All Fools Day"!

Organized by F.O.P.S. (the Fools on Parade Society), this festive folly will raise awareness of and support forrepparttar 118074 valuable and vital role performed byrepparttar 118075 fool in our society.

President of FOPS, Pierre Buldoo (CEO of, a newly-minted, jest-in-time™ technology firm of nerds and noodleheads) stated in an interview, "We stand behind this event because it exemplifiesrepparttar 118076 saucy spirit of all those who make this 'Land of Flakes, Fruitcakes and Nutbars' home."

FOPS event coordinator, Iona Buttsworth, (the former Duchess of Dither), indicated that "this odd occasion will appeal to everyone who wants to let their 'Inner Fool' come out to play after dark." She added that "besides mixing, mingling and munching,repparttar 118077 ‘Feast of Fools’ encourages people to show off their hilarious haberdashery, strut their silly walks, or simply sally forth in their most outrageous outfits...not to mention a fine opportunity for flibbertigibbets to sing soppy songs, flaneurs to recite loopy limericks, and flapdoodlers to draw a droodle or two".

Tourism officials are said to be quite elated atrepparttar 118078 prospect of a "boon in buffoons" torepparttar 118079 local economy.

Costume rental shops report brisk business in trying to keep up withrepparttar 118080 insatiable demand of name-dropping nincompoops looking for funky fashions and gaudy gowns to wear torepparttar 118081 event.

Paparazzi, politicians and port authorities are falling all over themselves to be first in line to welcomerepparttar 118082 "Ship of Fools" expected to dock with a VIP aboard.

The vaudevillian vessel, carrying all manner of vanity-conscious voyageurs, also includes a little-known, ripsnorting royal named HRH “Victoria Elizabeth” (a.k.a. “The Quipping Queen”). “She-who-must be obeyed”, (as she is sometimes referred to by her false friends and wonky well-wishers), will be accompanied on this official visit by an eclectic entourage of quirky courtiers led by Viscount Bedfont (a somnambulant sexagenarian).

Sensational new evidence proving origins of Teddy Boys

Written by malcolm james pugh

Sensational cover up exposed, original Teddy Boys were really bears allrepparttar time.

Thanks to this exclusive Stiffsteiffs exposé, Teddy Boys make their comeback.

Everyone thinks rock and roll kicked off Teddy Boys, butrepparttar 118072 very name should give you a clue.

This pair, Phil and Don, are tough Teddy Boys. They have teddy tattoos, and they arerepparttar 118073 ORIGINAL Teddy Boys, notrepparttar 118074 later imitations.

Johnny Cash,repparttar 118075 original bear, never goes anywhere without his trusty guitar. He stands no messing about.

The one and only original Jerry Lee, of course a Teddy Bear Teddy Boy, this original picture proves it beyond any doubt.

The original Elvis. Elvis Bear. These suppressed pictures finally expose one ofrepparttar 118076 greatest cover ups in history.

The original Dolly. Nothing likerepparttar 118077 hillbilly later imitation thrust at an unsuspecting public.

The real Adam Faith above, although discovered near bow bells, hes nothing like what they would have had you believe.

The real Little Richard, a quiet shy bear often sitting alone when not freaking out on stage, yet they would have you believe he was not really a bear at all. These arerepparttar 118078 true Teddy Boys,repparttar 118079 name isrepparttar 118080 real giveaway.

However Julian and Sandy were always kept a bit quiet, even beforerepparttar 118081 big con, they arent your usual Teddy Boys.

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