Good news is hard to come by these days. But alas there is one. Man will soon be living on red planet Mars.
The Journey started on a good foot. The space rocket Spirit successfully landed on planet. It began photographing and digging up Mars and sending messages back to earth that will soon be vacated. And there is back slapping and clicking of glasses as we drink our wines. And we pray for Spirit and her sister rocket to discover water (we need it badly) and peharps some demand microorganisms hidden in rocks.
That is first phase of this Martian expedition. The next stage will be a manned flight by two dare-devil astronauts, who will be willing to make history by taking two-month long trip. In order to make trip exciting, astronauts would first have to set camp on moon. Yes, they would really have to take off from moon to Mars. (This is not fiction.) And then after several successful flights and mapping of Mars, model houses would have to be built ahead of Martian exodus. But why you may ask, are we migrating to Mars?
The first reason is that terrorists have taken over this " hell" of a place called earth, and nobody is safe anymore. Even if you were living on tallest building or hiding in a cave. Cave? That is worst. Because all terrorists are now living under mountains and spider holes in bushes far from prying eyes cameras and secret agents.
The other reason is that there is so much crime on this earth. Think of murderers, robbers, and rapists. Too many guns! Too many bad people. Someone has either been murdered, robbed or raped as you read this. If that person is not you, give glory to God.
Additionally, this earth has been polluted beyond any saying of it. The seas have been turned into sewers, toxic wastes dot land, while fog have taken over atmosphere. So you can see that this earth is no longer safe for habitation.
Religious fundamentalists are not even helping matters. These preachers of hate encourage their followers to go about with knives hidden under their robes and bombs strapped to their waists with intent to kill infidels and get a one-way ticket to heaven. And since there are so many heaven lovers, ‘infidels' who are dwelling on earth have no place to hide. So these are reasons why we must all vacate earth and go to live on Mars.
But make no mistake about it. It will be easier for a camel to pass through needle's eye than for you to get visa to Mars. Because there would be physical, mental, and moral security since no social psychopath would be needed on Mars.