Tranni D’Electric and why men are such pleasant pigs!

Written by Tranni D'Electric.

My daddy always said that men are great with a shovel. My mammy always said that women are great at emotional issues. I say that men are pleasant pigs and women are pleasant pig observers.

Since I left high school, my opinions have been gradually changing. I used to think that boys were smelly but now I’m sure. I used to think that men are smellier versions of boys, but now I’m convinced. I used to think that dirty men were exceptional and now I know that they are exceptional; exceptionally smelly.

I used to read that pigs were actually clean, but now know that it was a myth, but also that it was a true statement, relative to men. Pigs grunt less, and tend not to piss onrepparttar toilet seat. Pigs tend not to deny where they piss either.

Please don’t get me wrong. I like men and one can become accustomed to any odour. It isrepparttar 148397 design and nature ofrepparttar 148398 olfactory senses and is a preserving biological feature. If we must live with a smell, then it won’t affect us allrepparttar 148399 time!

If onlyrepparttar 148400 eyes had a similar feature, then we wouldn’t have to look at piss onrepparttar 148401 toilet seat, allrepparttar 148402 time. (I’ll see if I can construct something inrepparttar 148403 laboratory, to achieve this end. Watch out for my next article entitled “Artificial Blindness and Toilet Seat Technology”).

I will even attempt to invent a “pants-mounted” vacuum cleaner (without any special side effects), which might eliminate men from “the liquid exchange element” of toilets and their functions. However, I don’t envisage any device of mine, eliminatingrepparttar 148404 “solids exchange” elements of toilet function. What I mean is that men still won’t flushrepparttar 148405 toilet after a dump! So while I might be able to induce some artificial blindness with respect torepparttar 148406 piss, solids will still be in sight with respect to smell. And unless one was to designaterepparttar 148407 toilet asrepparttar 148408 primary living space within a structure (house, etc.), then any biological abilities to become accustomed torepparttar 148409 smell ofrepparttar 148410 “floaters” would be useless!

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