Top 10 ways to introduce a little excitement into your workplace

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10. Page yourself overrepparttar intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)

9. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactlyrepparttar 136505 same outfits. Then wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are.)

8. Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry. I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi."

7. Send email torepparttar 136506 rest ofrepparttar 136507 company telling them what you're doing. For example "If anyone needs me, I'll be inrepparttar 136508 bathroom doing a number 2."

6. "Highlight" your shoes. Tell people that you haven't lost your shoes since you did this.

5. Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle.

4. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling duringrepparttar 136509 meeting. During repparttar 136510 meeting eat 5 entire raw onions.

All I have is a Shirt

Written by Val K

I have nothing. No dream châteaux with Ferraris parked in front. No chauffeur driven May Bach, an office on wheels with a bar. Neither do I dress to work in a ten thousand dollar Armani suit, though I wish I could, looking likerepparttar men who model them in fashion magazines, six foot two, their features square.

All I have is a shirt.

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