9. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly same outfits. Then wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are.)

8. Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry. I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi."

7. Send email to rest of company telling them what you're doing. For example "If anyone needs me, I'll be in bathroom doing a number 2."

6. "Highlight" your shoes. Tell people that you haven't lost your shoes since you did this.

5. Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle.

9. Bring a huge jar of Vaseline to meeting. Display it prominently and keep muttering words “I came prepared”

8. Laugh uproariously at a quip that was made 2 or 3 minutes ago. Say, "Oh, _now_ I get it!"

7. Wear a disposable paper facemask. Tell group: "Hey, you don't want to catch what I've got!"

6. Make a face like somebody beside you farted.

5. Stand up and act indignant. Demand that boss tell you “the real reason” this meeting has been called.