Top 10 Ways To Irritate Your Visitors

Written by David Bell

Let's face it. It is really hard to come up with new ways to fully irritate visitors to your site. I thought I would share some ways that I have found to irritate visitors and drive them away, thereby saving you money on your hosting bills. These tips are not in order according to their effectiveness, however #1 is by farrepparttar most effective. For 100% effectiveness, use any three of these techniques. 1. Install a script to disable everyone's right mouse click button. When someone tries to right-click, be sure to pop up a really insulting warning that accuses them of trying to steal your secret HTML code. Disablingrepparttar 135628 right click button will allow you to: - Keeprepparttar 135629 visitor from bookmarking your site - Keeprepparttar 135630 visitor from usingrepparttar 135631 forward and back browser functions - Keeprepparttar 135632 visitor from opening your links in a new window - Keeprepparttar 135633 visitor from stopping a slow loading or hung page - Keeprepparttar 135634 visitor from usingrepparttar 135635 Reload function to correct a display problem - Keeprepparttar 135636 visitor from printing your secret content - Keeprepparttar 135637 visitor from using such illegal tools asrepparttar 135638 Google site information tool Admittedlyrepparttar 135639 visitors can do all of these things withrepparttar 135640 buttons atrepparttar 135641 top ofrepparttar 135642 browser, but maybe they won't know that and simply go away as you intended when you disabled their dangerous right-click button. 2. Create a really long page then starts playing your favorite song and putrepparttar 135643 stop and volume controls atrepparttar 135644 very bottom ofrepparttar 135645 page. This will make sure they do one ofrepparttar 135646 following: - Listen torepparttar 135647 entire song allrepparttar 135648 way through 5 times while reading your content, which proves them worthy of experiencing your site - Try desperately to findrepparttar 135649 Stop button - Go somewhere else to stoprepparttar 135650 song from playing. 3. Decide in advance what screen resolution your visitors must use in order to see your pages. It is absolutely a great way to drive them off when they have to scroll from side to side to read sentences of information. You can make this 100% effective by making your pages so wide that no monitor can display it. 4. The really professional irritator will not settle for just one obscure browser plug-in. Go forrepparttar 135651 gold. Use several bloated plug-ins that no one has already installed. This should drive away all newbies because they usually have no idea how to install even one plug-in, much less three. Experienced surfers will be glad to spend 20 minutes installing plug-ins to view your unique content. 5. Whenrepparttar 135652 visitor arrives at your site, be sure to pop up at least two ads behind their browser window and a minimum of two ads in front of their window. This will give them lots of options in where to go now that they have been sufficiently irritated to desire to leave right away. Even more important isrepparttar 135653 way you treatrepparttar 135654 occasional hard case that actually stays on your site after all of your efforts. When they leave, remind them to never return. Start popping up windows all over their monitor with windows that multiply every time they try to close them.

Write a single article and get loads of free traffic to your blog or web site

Written by Christopher Kyalo

For readers who have always doubtedrepparttar power of well written articles as an online marketing weapon, I recommend this one article test. When I started off posting articles, I wrote only one article and as ignorant and inexperienced as I was in those days, I still got some traffic and response from it.

Of course I have learnt a great deal since then. This isrepparttar 135627 knowledge you are about to receive in this article so that by writing only a single article, you will be able to receive loads of traffic to your web site or blog. If nothing else, this should be able to help you gauge how effective articles will be for you inrepparttar 135628 long term.

Actually all you need to do is to observe these 4 simple rules.

1) Your headline is everything

Probablyrepparttar 135629 most important thing to consider is your headline. Spend much more time on your headline than onrepparttar 135630 writing of your article.

Here is a simple example to show you how importantrepparttar 135631 headline is. When you visit a site, even your favourite site or blog, how do you decide what you are going to click on and read? It is fromrepparttar 135632 headline is it not?

The greatest article inrepparttar 135633 world will be useless ifrepparttar 135634 headline does not cry out to be read. This is preciselyrepparttar 135635 reason why an article I posted last week already has over 100 hits at one ofrepparttar 135636 sites where I posted it and an article I posted three months ago atrepparttar 135637 same site has hardly managed 30 hits.

If you want a single article to have an impact for you, you will have to come up with a headline that will generate clicks, lots of them as people click to eagerly read what you have to say.

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