Top 10 Things to make your next company meeting more exciting Part 1

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10. Take notes in finger paint.

9. Bring a huge jar of Vaseline torepparttar meeting. Display it prominently and keep mutteringrepparttar 136506 words “I came prepared”

8. Laugh uproariously at a quip that was made 2 or 3 minutes ago. Say, "Oh, _now_ I get it!"

7. Wear a disposable paper facemask. Tellrepparttar 136507 group: "Hey, you don't want to catch what I've got!"

6. Make a face like somebody beside you farted.

5. Stand up and act indignant. Demand thatrepparttar 136508 boss tell you “the real reason” this meeting has been called.

4. Have someone deliver a large cardboard box to you inrepparttar 136509 conference room. Apologize while you sign for it. About half an hour later, have a different person deliver another one.

Top 10 ways to introduce a little excitement into your workplace

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10. Page yourself overrepparttar intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)

9. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactlyrepparttar 136505 same outfits. Then wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are.)

8. Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry. I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi."

7. Send email torepparttar 136506 rest ofrepparttar 136507 company telling them what you're doing. For example "If anyone needs me, I'll be inrepparttar 136508 bathroom doing a number 2."

6. "Highlight" your shoes. Tell people that you haven't lost your shoes since you did this.

5. Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle.

4. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling duringrepparttar 136509 meeting. During repparttar 136510 meeting eat 5 entire raw onions.

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