In reviewing my schedule last week, I noticed one glaring omission. At
moment I was rather shocked at this lapse, however, I took some comfort in
fact it was not intentional.The lapse in our week was a romantic evening just for
two of us. Everyone knows a week without romance can be a dull week. As a general practice,
Gracious Mistress of
Parsonage and Yours Truly try to set aside some time, be it ever so small, for some level of romantic interlude. There are time, however, when due to a demanding schedule a week will slip through our mutual intention.
Immediately we set out to clear our schedule, a Herculean task to be sure, and set aside Thursday evening as our romantic hiatus at
parsonage. Because I had a few days notice, I decided to surprise
Gracious Mistress of
Parsonage with her favorite ice cream cake.
Late Thursday afternoon I picked up
ice cream cake specially decorated for
occasion. I was looking forward to a special, relaxing evening at
parsonage.
Just as I drove out of
bakery parking lot, my cell phone rang. My wife informed me that Philip had been rushed to
hospital emergency room, she had no further details. I looked at my watch and calculated that it would take 15 minutes to drive to
hospital, 10 minutes with Philip and another 15 minutes to return home. It was 4:45 and I could be home before 6:00.
Hanging up
phone, I turned my car toward
hospital. Driving out of
parking lot, I had a nagging feeling I was forgetting something. I mentally reviewed my “to-do-list” and could not find a single omission. And yet, there was something I should be doing but for
life of me, I could not put my finger on it. Pulling into
hospital parking lot, I put that nagging thought out of my head and focused on
more important work lying before me.
When I got to
hospital, I went straight to
ER and inquired about Philip.
“Yes, Philip,”
nurse quipped, “is in room 15.”
Knowing
drill, I went to room 15 and to my dismay, it was empty.
“Oh, Philip,” another nurse said “has been sent up to room 318.”
I threw a “thank you, ma’m” at her and headed for
elevator.
By this time, I was so occupied with thoughts about Philip I temporarily forgot about our plans for
evening back at
parsonage. I walked into room 318 and discovered that either Philip had a sex-change operation or,
person snuggled down in
bed in room 318 was not Philip. I latched on to
second thought and headed for
nurse’s station.