Common Writing Mistakes Copyright 2004, Michael LaRoccaMost books aren't rejected because
stories are "bad." They're rejected because they're not "ready to read." In short, minor stuff like typos, grammar, spelling, etc.
I don't mean places where we, as authors, deliberately break
rules. Those are fine. That's part of our job. Language always changes with use, and we can help it on its way. No, I'm referring to places where someone just plain didn't learn
rule or got confused or overlooked it during
self-edits.
I've been editing novels for over three years. Looking back at my experiences, I feel like sharing
most common mistakes I've seen. If you'll go through your manuscript and fix these before you submit it to a publisher, your odds of publication will increase dramatically.
Once you've found a publisher who publishes what you write, you want to present yourself in
best way possible. Submitting an unedited manuscript is a bit like going to a job interview wearing a purple Mohawk, no shoes, torn jeans, and a dirty T-shirt. Your resume may be perfect, and your qualifications impeccable, but something tells me you won't get
job.
The publisher is investing a lot in every book it accepts. E-publishers tend to invest loads of time, and print publishers tend to invest an advertising budget and
cost of carrying a large inventory. Why ask them to invest hours and days of editing time as well? If
publisher gets two or three or ten nearly identical books, you want yours to be
one requiring
least editing.
The first thing you need to do, and I hope you've already done it, is use
spelling and grammar checkers in your word processor. This will catch many of
"common mistakes" on my list. But I've been asked to edit many books where
author obviously didn't do this, and I confess that I may well have been lazy and let a couple of mine get to my editors unchecked. Bad Michael!
There are some other valuable lists at
following websites:
Common Errors in English http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors
Words That Are Often Confused http://lbarker.orcon.net.nz/words.html
Here's a list of
mistakes I see most often.
* Dialogue where everyone speaks in perfect English and never violates any of
bullet points below. Okay, I made that up. That's not really a common problem at all. But I have seen it, and it's a terrible thing.
* It's is a contraction for "it is" and its is possessive.
* Who's is a contraction for "who is" and whose is possessive.
* You're is a contraction for "you are" and your is possessive.
* They're is a contraction for "they are," there is a place, their is possessive.
* There's is a contraction for "there is" and theirs is possessive.
* If you've been paying attention to
above examples, you've noticed that possessive pronouns never use apostrophes. Its, whose, your, yours, their, theirs...
* Let's is a contraction for "let us."
* When making a word plural by adding an s, don't use an apostrophe. (The cats are asleep.)
* When making a word possessive by adding an s, use an apostrophe. (The cat's bowl is empty.)
* A bath is a noun, what you take. Bathe is a verb,
action you do when taking or giving a bath.
* A breath is a noun, what you take. Breathe is a verb,
action you do when taking a breath.
* You wear clothes. When you put them on, you clothe yourself. They are made of cloth.
* Whenever you read a sentence with
word "that," ask yourself if you can delete that word and still achieve clarity. If so, kill it. The same can be said of all sentences. If you can delete a word without changing
meaning or sacrificing clarity, do it. "And then" is a phrase worth using your word processor's search feature to look for.
* Keep an eye on verb tenses. "He pulled
pin and throws
grenade" is not a good sentence.
* Keep an eye on making everything agree regarding singular and plural. "My cat and my wife is sleeping," "My cat sleep on
sofa," and "My wife is a beautiful women" are not good sentences. (I exaggerate in these examples, but you know what I mean.)
* I and me, he and him, etc. I hope no editor is rejecting any novels for this one, because I suspect that most people get confused at times. In dialogue, do whatever
heck you want because it sounds more "natural." But for
sake of your narrative, I'll try to explain
rule and
cheat. The rule involves knowing whether your pronoun is
subject or object. When Jim Morrison of The Doors sings, "til
stars fall from
sky for you and I," he's making a good rhyme but he's using bad grammar. According to
rule, "you and I" is
object of
preposition "for," thus it should be "for you and me." The cheat involves pretending "you and" isn't there, and just instinctively knowing "for I" just doesn't sound right. (I think only native English speakers can use my cheat. For
record, I have great admiration for authors writing in languages that aren't their native tongues.)