Violet Parr: We act normal Mom. I want to be normal! The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet trained!

Syndrome: Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You caught me monologuing!

Lucius Best: Superladies, they're always trying to tell you their secret identity. Think it'll strengthen relationship, or something like that.

Dash: We're dead! We're dead! We survived but we're dead!

Lucius Best: I'd rather go bowling. Look, what if we actually did what our wives think we're doing, just to shake things up?

City Slickers Quote Page Mitch: You know that's such a lovely image... "fuck her brains out." It ranks right up there with that other classic: "bang shit out of her.

Dodgeball Quote Page Patches: It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there.

Dumb and Dumber Quote Page Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Half Baked Thurgood: Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and what was that thing we used to eat back in day? What was it? Oh yeah, pussy.

Mean Girls Quote Page Regina: I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.