The Incredibles Quotes

Written by Stephanie Molnar

Honey Best: Greater good? I am your wife! I'mrepparttar greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!

Violet Parr: We act normal Mom. I want to be normal! The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet trained!

Syndrome: Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You caught me monologuing!

Lucius Best: Superladies, they're always trying to tell you their secret identity. Think it'll strengthenrepparttar 141123 relationship, or something like that.

Dash: We're dead! We're dead! We survived but we're dead!

Lucius Best: I'd rather go bowling. Look, what if we actually did what our wives think we're doing, just to shake things up?

E: This is a hobo suit, darling. You can't be seen in this. I won't allow it.

Funny Movie Quotes

Written by Stephanie Molnar

Austin Powers 2 Austin: I don't care if he is a fat bastard Felicity. You don't kick a man inrepparttar pills. It's just not cricket.

City Slickers Quote Page Mitch: You know that's such a lovely image... "fuck her brains out." It ranks right up there with that other classic: "bangrepparttar 141122 shit out of her.

Dodgeball Quote Page Patches: It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there.

Dumb and Dumber Quote Page Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Half Baked Thurgood: Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and what was that thing we used to eat back inrepparttar 141123 day? What was it? Oh yeah, pussy.

Mean Girls Quote Page Regina: I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.

Meetrepparttar 141124 Fockers Bernie Focker: If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down... Opps, looks like I forgot my own rule!

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