When it comes to great gift ideas, I have about as much imagination as a hamster. (If they were imaginative, hamsters wouldn't run endlessly in those little wheels). It's odd, really. I'm what you'd call a "natural" when it comes to shopping. I LOVE to shop. Give me an entire day at Filene's Basement and I'm in Heaven.For
uninitiated, Filene's Basement is one of
most famous bargain basements in
United States. Lurking beneath Filene's Department store in Downtown Boston, "The Basement" is a place where merchandise is continually marked down and competition for
best buys is fierce. There's even a day each Spring when wedding dresses sell so cheaply that scuffles break out in
aisles.
I prefer my shopping nonviolent. But still,
prospect of a great big store full of unexplored "stuff" is more exciting to me than a giant Easter Egg hunt is to
average five year old. I know I'm going to find Easter Eggs (i.e., "hidden treasures"). I just have to uncover their secret little hiding places. That's part of
fun!
I have one small problem, though...
Shopping is only fun if I'm not looking for anything in particular. As soon as there's a "list" involved, it starts to feel like work! Add in
idea that I'm looking for some very special (yet unspecified) item for someone else, and
pressure's really on. If someone says to me, "You must go forth and find something for less than $100 that will make your mother-in-law ecstatically happy", it stops me cold. I become as helpless as a man (Sorry guys!).
Gift Shopping. Arrrghh!
"What", I ask myself, "is my Mother-in-Law's version of an Easter Egg ?" Where are all those clever gift ideas when I need them? Where are they ever?
Panic sets in. Procrastination comes next. Pretty soon I've buried
whole thing in my subconscious, hoping it will "just go away". It doesn't, of course. Like school exams and work deadlines, gift-giving occasions keep on coming -- inevitably and way too often. And those great gift ideas remain as elusive as ever.
So what's a person to do?
My answer was always to get a big pot of coffee and pull an all-nighter.
Umm, I mean, I'd wait until
last minute and then shop until
stores closed. Sure, I'd manage to come up with a few decent gift ideas and some passable gifts. But it's no way to live. And I always knew I could have done better.
I knew things had to change. I knew I had to uncover
secrets possessed by
expert gift-givers...
You know
type. They're
people who smugly announce that they've been done with their Holiday shopping for weeks, when you haven't even started yours -- much less given it any serious thought. They're never at a loss for great gift ideas and they can produce
perfect greeting card at a moment's notice. You won't catch them dashing out to
Quickie Mart for wrapping paper or ribbon; and they have an uncanny knack for finding gifts that are clever, original, and appropriate for any and every occasion. Most distressing of all, their gifts are always heartwarmingly thoughtful!