Tennis Humor - The Gift Of Making People Laugh At The Game Of Tennis

Written by glenn sheiner

To those of us who love to playrepparttar game of tennis, it isrepparttar 151135 competition,repparttar 151136 athletic challenge andrepparttar 151137 potential for artistic shot making that usually gets us going emotionally. There's little time for tennis humor as we focus on ripping that next shot for a winner.

But take a step back or just start watching some tennis matches at your club and you'll begin to seerepparttar 151138 humorous situations that abound in our game. Of course, just like mother-in-law jokes are a staple of marriage humor, dysfunctional tennis dynamics arerepparttar 151139 source of most tennis humor. And tennis humor inrepparttar 151140 form of tennis jokes or tennis cartoons on mugs, tshirts, mousepads, or greeting cards make great tennis gifts.

So, without further adieu here are a number of tennis dynamics that lend themselves to humor:

1. The married mixed doubles team. Need I say more? This classic dynamic has caused guffaws atrepparttar 151141 best of times and divorces atrepparttar 151142 worst. And for those still in dating mode -- tread very carefully!

2. The poseurs -- look great in their new tennis clothes which they claim they received as tennis gifts from a well known-touring pro, carry at least 3 ofrepparttar 151143 latest hi-tech rackets, and arerepparttar 151144 epitome of style until they have to hit that first ball. Of course, if truly desperate, they will feign injury while opening up a new can of balls to avoid public display of their atrocious strokes.

Are we really a nation of dog lovers?

Written by paul green

I am not talking about your average pooch, I am talking aboutrepparttar most obedient, loyal, loving, and trusting animal I know,repparttar 151050 racing greyhound.This breed of dog isrepparttar 151051 most discarded of all breeds of dog, especially before, during and after their racing days. Being an owner for many years and then a trainer of racing greyhounds I have seen both worlds and have now decided, to give up and just try and look after my 14 greyhounds that are now pets. They are wonderful creatures and all greyhounds deserve better. I am out of work atrepparttar 151052 moment but I will do everything I can do to give these animals a home. The reason I gave up was because I could not sit around and watch what I call sheer cruelty. I have seen an awful lot of perfectly healthy animals put to sleep basically due to injures, too old for racing or just not fast enough and have outlived there sell by date. The owners and trainers of this small minority are gutless and only one thing rules them, money.These are truly wonderful creatures and a loving home is all they need, sadly thousands of these animals never get that far. It saddens me .Everything in greyhound racing is quite often hidden from

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