Humor: THE WILDCAT'S BEGINNING

THE WILDCAT'S BEGINNING

Written by Irvin L. Rozier

The Wildcat's Beginning In repparttar

beginning when all things were nice There were no wildcats, there were no mice And then one day repparttar 118154

old man came out And said, "Let there be wildcats!" This he did shout. Then low and behold, a furry wildcat was born Meowing about on my Cwanga's farm. He said, "I'll do you no harm" With a sly little smile and plenty of charm. Oh how that wildcat could lie With a smug look and a twinkle in his eye.

Chinese Horoscope

Written by Dr. Jeff Banas

I am not repparttar

author of this is but it is cool and WERID!

Chinese Horoscope,

THIS IS TOO FUN......

AMAZINGLY ACCURATE Whatever you do, don't cheat!

CHINESE HOROSCOPE :

THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON,

WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE CHINESE NEW YEAR

FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS -

DO NOT CHEAT

OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.

TAKE 3 MINUTES

TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.

THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID

HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL

NO CHEATING !!!!

THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.

DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.

IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY

1st. Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.

4th. SCROLL DOWN

ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON`T READ AHEAD

otherwise

YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.

1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on repparttar 118153 LEFT.

2. BESIDE repparttar 118154 NUMBERS 1 &2,

WRITE DOWN ANY

2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?

3. BESIDE repparttar 118155 NUMBERS 3 &7,

WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS

OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.

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