Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Who let
wolves out?
The internet wolves, that is.
Yeah, they're out. The wolves, that is. And they're acting like -- well, they're acting like wolves. Imagine that.
Banana tree plants do what banana tree plants do. Under
proper circumstances, banana tree plants produce, well, as you know, they produce bananas.
Try as you might to change a banana tree plant's behavior, it ain't gonna happen. You can dress that tree up to look like a rubber tree. But you won't get any rubber. You're still going to get bananas.
Dogs sniff doggie butts and lick themselves. Dogs have even been known to poop on your clean floor. But hey, they're just acting like dogs. You expect this type of behavior from a dog.
What type of behavior are you accustomed to from a wolf?
You wouldn't expect wolves to show you loyalty, would you? Nope. You'd expect a wolf to take whatever it could from you. And run off into
night.
Never to look back. No phone calls. No postcard. No how'ya doin', can I help? Wolves take what they can grab. Don't plan on hearing from them -- until they're hungry again. Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mam.
You could try to contact them. It'll waste your time. But you could try. Wolves don't answer phone calls or emails when their bellies are full. They only howl when they're in
hunt.
Yeah. I'm referring to
internet wolves. If they looked like a wolf, you'd know how to stay away from them.
But
internet wolves come at you all dolled up to look like a, well, they might look like a rubber tree.
You're not stupid. So how do they get away with that?
These wolves will go to extreme lengths to fool you. They sell
hell out of their trustworthiness. They'll even pretend to be real people. Just like you.
Trust me, they whisper. I won't abandon you. I Promise. I'll be here for you. Just buy today. I'm offering you
ticket to your dreams.