Suck Up Those Dust Hippos

Written by David Leonhardt


Suck Up Those Dust Hippos By David Leonhardt

The sun was shining. The refrigerator was humming. The kids were stapling each other torepparttar bathroom door. It was a typical, peaceful day around our house. Until I decided to vacuum.

"Make sure to vacuum underrepparttar 111039 bed," my wife called out.

I stopped to consider this unexpected twist inrepparttar 111040 plot. It would require bending down, maybe even crawling on all floors and hauling unrecognizables fromrepparttar 111041 very depths of Mordor. I had planned to just vacuum my usual cool racing stripe downrepparttar 111042 middle ofrepparttar 111043 hall.

I decided not to acceptrepparttar 111044 mission. "I can't."

"Why in heavens not?" my wife demanded as she came intorepparttar 111045 room.

"We have to protectrepparttar 111046 ecosystem."

"The ecosystem?" my wife asked.

"A wetland is an essential component ofrepparttar 111047 ecosystem, serving as a repository for pollutants and a safety valve to prevent flooding from nearby rivers."

"What on earth does that have to do with vacuuming underrepparttar 111048 bed?" my wife wanted to know.

"Just take a look. Under our bed is our household wetland."

"Nothing wet there. All I see is dust," my wife remarked with one of those here-we-go-again looks.

"Exactly. Dust as far asrepparttar 111049 eye can see. Our bed serves a vital role in our household ecosystem by acting as a repository for surplus dust, thereby preventing it from recirculating ontorepparttar 111050 counters, alongrepparttar 111051 baseboards and into our three-bean casserole."

I could tell byrepparttar 111052 look on my wife's face that she finally understood. I had convinced her that we should not vacuum underrepparttar 111053 bed. I prepared to magnanimously accept her apology.

"Just vacuum it up," she said.

Oh, no. Another unexpected twist inrepparttar 111054 plot. I tried again. "There is nothing underrepparttar 111055 bed but dust bunnies. You would not want me to suck up cute little bunnies, would you?

"Those are not bunnies," she replied.

"They're not?"

"No. Bunnies are small and cute. Those are big and ugly. They are dust hippos," she explained.

How to Make a Time Capsule for Your New Baby

Written by Nancy Wurtzel


Looking for an unusual and memorable gift? Why not preserve a slice of history by creating a time capsule as a gift for your new baby?

Your personally designed time capsule preserves history, popular culture, special memories and can help link generations of a family together. It is truly a unique and thoughtful gift that will be cherished in later years.

There are a number of steps to keep in mind when creating a time capsule gift.

MAKE YOUR OWN HISTORY Traditionally, a time capsule provides a “snapshot” of a specific day in history, so focus mainly onrepparttar baby’s birth day or events happening near that date.

What information is important? A summary of current events to depict what was happening inrepparttar 111038 world makesrepparttar 111039 time capsule very relevant, and details about popular fads, movies, sporting events and books will also be interesting to read about decades later. Be sure to include important information about your child’s family as well, which helps to make it a really personalized gift.

TIME CAPSULE 101 1. Start Early. The best part of any time capsule isrepparttar 111040 thought and preparation that goes into it. Be sure that you don’t rushrepparttar 111041 process, so start duringrepparttar 111042 middle months of your pregnancy. If you leave everything untilrepparttar 111043 last minute, it will look that way!

2. Choose a Container. Think cool and dry when you search for justrepparttar 111044 right container. Check online for affordable time capsules and you will find a variety of styles. Some will even engraverepparttar 111045 child’s name on your selected capsule. However, to make it very simple, you can make your own capsule by choosing a sturdy metal container that can be properly sealed.

3. Select an Unsealing Date. Perhaps you want to set a significant date, such as your child’s 21st birthday, high school graduation or marriage. It is exciting for everyone to look forward torepparttar 111046 time capsule unsealing, so set a date or event and stick to it!

4. Put it in Writing. This is especially important ifrepparttar 111047 time capsule will be opened far inrepparttar 111048 future. Make a capsule document that details everything about it, includingrepparttar 111049 contents, unsealing date, purpose ofrepparttar 111050 capsule and who should be present when it is unsealed. Then keep this document in a safe place.

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