Everybody is riding
Wall Street Roller coaster. Even if you are not invested,
headlines scream out one word: PANIC!It's hard not to join in
panicking. The Panic Crowd seems to be having all
fun these days. But they don't have all
happiness. You see, it's true what your mother told you: money doesn't buy happiness, at least not for most people. But
lack of money does buy pure misery.
Did you ever wonder why so many office towers have fusion-sealed, micron-proof windows to keep office workers safe from any semblance of fresh air? It has to do with
stock market. During The Great Depression, just too many brokers were jumping out of windows. This enraged a nation of vengeful investors, who demanded to kill their brokers personally. So henceforth all windows were sealed.
(The good news is that by
time
windows were sealed, The Great Depression had ended, so there have been very few reported cases of enraged investors killing their brokers. However, there have been several incidents of "office air suffocation syndrome" -- but that's another issue for another column.)
Oh no! Not another Top Ten list!
Here are The Happy Guy's Top Ten Tips for Staying Sane While Wall Street Crashes Around You:
1. Don't panic. Enough people are doing that already; you're needed elsewhere.
2. Don't join
Panic Crowd. They are NOT having more fun, they just act that way to attract new members fold. Misery loves company.