Anyway, I'm a long time looking and can see nothing in space worth a damn. What would keep it up?

Some viagra from venus? I don't think so!

Even if there was anything up there, who put it there? And how did they put it there? I never believed that Alien conspiracy business and often thought that a man that couldn't speak his mind, couldn't conquer much.

Then one night after he went to sleep he had a dream that he was a fly. In dream he was buzzing around and he came upon this house that belonged to this guy that he always wanted to spy on and he thought to his self “I think I’ll go in that guy’s house and go land on his wall and listen in on what he is saying”, accept door wasn’t open and none of windows was open neither, and he had no way of getting in house. So then he thought to his self, “I’ll just go ring doorbell and when he opens door to see who is there, I’ll buzz into his house and land on his wall and listen in on what he’s saying”. Accept he couldn’t ring doorbell because flies aren’t strong enough to ring doorbells, plus they don’t have fingers.

So then he decided he would just wait until guy came out of his house and then he would buzz in real quick and land on wall and wait for him to come back, then he would listen in on what he was saying. Accept while he was waiting for door to open he heard a buzzing sound, and he thought to his self, “I’ll go checkout that buzzing sound”. And when he got closer to buzzing sound he saw another fly buzzing around something on ground, he didn’t know what it was but it was lying in grass, and there was a bunch of flies buzzing around it and landing on it, and most of flies was eating it.

When he got closer one of flies screamed at him, “Go away, this is ours and you can not have any of it!” and he realized what it was they was buzzing around and eating on and he said, “You guys are disgusting! I don’t want to eat any of that.” Accept it did smell kind of good, even though it smelled really bad. And he did want to try and taste it, just to see what it would be like. Accept he remembered that he had a job to do, he had to get into this guy’s house and land on his wall and listen in on what he was saying, so he went back and waited by door again. Then finally door opened, and he buzzed in real quick and landed on wall and waited for guy to come back.

While he was waiting for guy to come back he thought to his self, “I think I’ll go explore around”, and he started buzzing around house looking at what was in house through his bug eyes, which is different than normal eyes. Then he came up to a window and looked through it and saw outside laying on grass a pile of something. He thought to his self, “I think I’ll just try one taste to see what it’s like”, and he started flying towards pile, accept something was in his way. He looked and didn’t see nothing in his way, so he tried flying towards pile again, but something was in his way again. He looked again and didn’t see nothing in his way, so he tried flying towards pile again, accept something was in his way again. Then he got really frustrated and started trying to fly towards pile over and over again, but every time something was in his way, until finally he was so tired he couldn’t fly no more, and his exoskeleton was hurting like he might of cracked it, or at least bruised it a bit. So then he sitted in window sill and thought about fly things for a while. I asked him what kinds of things flies think about and he said, “You wouldn’t understand unless you have ever been a fly,” and I said, “Oh”.