This is it. This is
unraveling of
Internet Marketing Era as we know it. I now have
key to all
marketing knowledge you will ever need --- for FREE even!Absolutely nothing can escape this tactic, it's...
Stop laughing! I'm serious here! Come On! Just because I usually do humor here doesn't mean I can't have a serious thought once in a while, does it?
And yes, as a matter of fact, there is one serious bone in my body. In fact there are two. They are located in my upper arms, between my shoulders and my elbows.
They are called
humerus bones.
Ok, ok. Point taken. I have no serious bones in my body.
But I really do have The ULTIMATE Secret to Learning about Internet Marketing. This is Breakthrough! This is Genius!
And I'm going to EXPOSE
secret right NOW!
As soon as you each send me $19.95.
Oops! Ha, Ha! Just kidding. That was just a little bit of
evil, greedy, marketer in me shining through. But hey, I have to pay
bills somehow. It's not like my kids can eat email for breakfast you know!
I do, but that's different.
ANYWAY, this is one of those rambling articles isn't it? But it's ok, because right now we have...
SECRETS EXPOSED!!!
Now, I'm going to be serious for a moment, because you can actually do this. Next time you're reading
sales pitch for an e-book or marketing program, pay attention to
way they are trying to get you to buy.
Guess what? If
people trying to sell you this thing really believe in
sales or marketing tactics they are offering to you, THEY WILL BE USING IT ON YOU AT THE TIME!!
Wow! I just saved everybody a BUNCH of Money! You no longer need to buy
e-book or marketing program. Just analyze their sales copy. It's all right there. All of their tactics, 'magic words', web site design know-how, and marketing skills will be in use, right there, on you!