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A Lyrical Paradise
"There's a sleepy town, south of
border, if you go there once, you'll be there twice."
These enticing lyrics from Van Halen's "Cabo Wabo" on their "QU812" album piqued my curiosity. Visa commercials gave me
drive to seek
Cabo quest. With
tenth wedding anniversary at hand. it seemed a perfect excuse to search for
holy vacation grail (and blow a thousand bucks).
"Land''s end, you'd have to see it, ain't no picture ever say it right."
LAND'S END
Cabo San Lucas, tip of
Baja Peninsula, where West Coast trendies seek sand and seclusion. Home of Marlin Alley, where legendary Americans such as Bing Crosby and Duke Wayne first discovered unbelievable angling. (The marlins are said to outnumber
people.
Cabo is a mere seven hour journey, from locking
door in Las Vegas, to not unlocking
door at
elegant Hotel Cabo San Lucas.
No keys, no hassles, no worries, just lush landscaping, spectacular beaches and free welcoming Margaritas. After a 45 minute hop to Phoenix and a short layover where we should've overcome
temptation to buy jizzy, cheap bottled Margaritas, we arrived at
pleasant Cabo International Aeropuerto. (Airport code SJD.
Hotel Cabo San Lucas We weren't aware of
Hotel Cabo San Lucas' complimentary transportation from
Aeropuerto, thus subjecting ourselves to
ninety's version of Montezuma's revenge: "Timeshare Salesmen." The encounter was brief and painless;
cervesa was muy frio making
20-minute journey in
"cab" more enjoyable. (Ford Econoline vans equipped with a special Mexican air-conditioning package. The AC controls on
dash board just move
windows up and down.
We were greeted at
hotel with Margaritas by
congenial Oscar Flores, who then showed us to our luxurious and spectacular ocean view suite. (All
rooms at
HCSL have ocean views, assured Oscar.
Cabo San Lucas offers parasailing, horseback riding on
beach, sunset cruises, day long ATV rides into isolated Indian country that still practices witchcraft.
"We drink Mescal right from
bottle. Salt shaker, little lick of lime, Ohhh!"
Searching for CABO WABO Continuing with our 10 year tradition of bad luck and lousy timing, it was time to checkout downtown Cabo. Not us though. Not willing to waste a precious minute waiting for
free transportation provided by
hotel we hopped a $15 "cab" to town. We hammered
Calles looking for peso shopping action. Even devalued black market gringo dinero isn't valuable during Siesta time. (Only stupid gringos go shopping during Siesta.
And plenty of nightlife. The best of times are found at Van Halen's "Cabo Wabo" cantina, where LA bands jam almost every week and Ed, Sammy and
rest of
Van Halens used to frequently sit in
El Sol is fizzling. We stumble into
"Cabo Wabo" cantina just in time for happy hour. Greeting us is our new bartender friend and Mexican host, Luis. Luis breaks
language barrier with a couple of mean Margaritas. Through bad Spanish, malo English, and many "two for one" Margaritas, communications opened up with our Tequila-slinging compadre. "Cabo Wabo holds over 200 caballeros indoors", says Luis. "As many as 800 pour into
streets of Cabo on party nights.