Sad Scientific Facts about LoveWritten by Sam Stevens
Disaster results when we see women trying to change a man's behaviour. According to evolutionary biologist Rosie Mestel, what women perceive as bad male behaviour (lying, cheating, ogling other women) is actually part of a biologically based prime directive to procreate as fast as possible. All poorconfused thing is doing is behaving "naturally": trying to solve age-old problem of passing on his genes before he croaks. Therefore I ask you women out there --would you put a bird in a stream and expect it to fly? Perhaps that's why men see so many women as controlling, or even cruel. The desire for commitment is another bad symptom that defies laws of nature. According to University of Texas psychologist David Buss, "forever is a long time for a guy." A woman only produces twelve eggs a year, and each growing baby represents a huge investment of her time and energy. Men on other hand have buckets and buckets of sperm so it is in their best interests to impregnate as many women as possible to increase their chances of reproducing themselves. A long time ago, in caves and jungles, a man would know when a woman was ovulating because she would, like chimpanzees still do, display her swollen red genitals to males. Women, don't do that any more, unless they're a lap dancer." Apparently men stick around because subconsciously, they are trying to figure out when a woman will ovulate and release her monthly egg. The woman mistakes this hanging around for a desire to "commit" to her. Of course, only commitment that may result is to an insane asylum. Whether they will admit or not, a male's primary directive is to impregnate somebody who is female --- you and whoever. People in Paleolithic times didn't "fall in love." They were too busy. They fell into tar pits and drowned. By way, it may also interest realmers to know that when it comes to sex "looks are everything." That's why men like to ogle Pamela Lee Anderson . Anderson s a perfect .07, which is ratio that is arrived at when you divide her waist measurement by her hip measurement. According to Devendra Singh, a professor at University of Texas at Austin, this particular hip-to-waist ratio is equation of "lust." Lust is a healthy state, as opposed to love which is of course a state of mental illness. Women with a waist to hip ratio of 1.0 or over or 0.6 or under are immediately kicked out of gene pool, as male's subconscious "discriminate breeder within" sees those women as either sick, pregnant or too old to bear their progeny. By way, doll Barbie, who's .58 wouldn't make grade.
| | Magic in Your Spice RackWritten by Sam Stevens
Variety is spice of life, but spices, historically are stuff of magic! A spell, after all is really just a recipe and traditionally many of them involve plant life or herbs. Magic doesn't have to be complicated to work. In fact simplest spells sometimes work best of all, because they most resemble an innocent wish and doer is not attached to outcome. Check out magickal uses of some of these very common spices, which are found in almost everybody's spice rack or kitchen cupboard at home. CINNAMON: Cinnamon is practically one of most useful spices in practical magic and is used for purification, blessings, prosperity, protection and improved communication. Sprinkling a little cinnamon on your toast or your cafe latte in morning may help to improve business. To protect yourself from gossip or envy of others, place a tiny dot of cinnamon on your breast bone in morning while dressing. Sprinkling a little cinnamon under phone, may help you get that difficult person to call you back. Sucking on a cinnamon flavored candy before you need to make a presentation or a speech, can help you be more eloquent (as spice is ruled by Mercury.) The next time you wash floor, add a dash of cinnamon to pail to increase business. GINGER: Ginger is used to speed things up. Next time you do your floor, add a little ginger and cinnamon to water in pail to make your own "Fast Luck in a Hurry" floor-wash. A little sprinkled under phone may cause that important call to come faster, but don't use too much ... it can also cause a heated exchange or an argument. A mixture of ginger, cinnamon, crushed dried rose petals and coffee, placed under your mattress is said to spice up your sex life. SALT: Salt has been used for ages to purify spaces and prevent negative energies from entering your home. If you feel like you are under attack, try sprinkling a little in all four corners of house for protection. Taking a bath in salt is said to purify aura. BASIL: Said to be ruled by Mars, Basil is said to have a protective and cleansing influence. If you have had contact with someone who you dislike and whose negative energy seems to be hanging around, a bit of basil, steeped in warm water and drunk like a tea or mixed with tobacco and burned on tip of cigarette is said to drive obnoxious influence away. Basil sprinkled near front door is said to bring you money. BAY LEAF: Aside from seasoning stew, Bay leaf can also be used for granting wishes. Write your wish on a piece of paper and then fold it into thirds, after placing three bay leaves inside. Fold paper again into thirds. Once wish is granted, paper and bay leaves should be burned as a thank you. Bathing in bay leaves (add nine of them) is said to bring you fame and glory. MARJORAM: Marjoram can be used to clear negative thought forms from your home. Sprinkle it on floor and let it sit awhile (like astral baking soda) to absorb bad energy and then with a broom sweep negative vibes out front door.
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