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"Good & Not So Good Advice From Our Moms (UK)"
- by "Dangerous" Debbie Jenkins
(c) Debbie Jenkins. All Rights Reserved. http://www.BookShaker.com
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Our moms were always full of good advice when we were growing up and they had to put up with a lot of crap (quite literally) from us... So don't forget to thank your mom for all her good advice this Mother's Day!
Why not give her a call?
Forward this article to 3 or more of your friends to remind them just how much their moms taught them too.
Together we can make Mother's Day really special and bring a smile to people's faces.
When We Were Littl'uns... --------------------------------------- * Of course it stung you - wasps don't like to be stroked. * No, her face isn't melting. Those are called wrinkles. * Don't hit your brother while he's sleeping! * Take that crayon out of your sister's ear! * No, man doesn't have a baby in his belly. * Put that down! You don't know where it's been! * Where are your clothes? * Humans don't eat cat food * Take your feet out of your mouth * Please don't blow in dogs ear * No your sleeve isn't a hanky * Don't put that in your mouth, you don't know where it's been * Stop trying to ride dog, he doesn't want to play
As We Got Older... -------------------------------------- * Close your mouth when you're eating * Stop pulling faces - if wind changes you'll stick like it! * Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about * Stop picking, it'll go septic. * What if your friend jumped off a cliff? Would you do that too? * Money doesn't grow on trees. * Somebody's going to end up crying. * You're going to have somebody's eye out with that! * Eat those carrots, they're good for your eyes. You don't see rabbits wearing glasses, do you? * I'm going to give you until count of three. * Wash behind your ears or you'll have potatoes growing there. * If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. * Don't come running to me when you break both your legs! * Don't run with a lollipop in your mouth. * Don't sit too close to television, it'll turn your eyes square. * I don't CARE if all other kids are doing it, you're not doing it * Less said, sooner mended
