PICASSO VANISHED! Copyright 2003, Michael LaRoccaAfter we moved, Picasso went AWOL!
Lemme start at
beginning.
Lunar New Year, 2003. Jan and I had finished our second semester of teaching. We'd lived in Hangzhou for just over a year, and our home was being destroyed to widen
road.
We had a paid holiday of perhaps a month. Right in
middle of it, we were moving. About 10 minutes up
road by bicycle, but of course we weren't moving on a bicycle.
At 12:30, we'd been told,
movers would arrive to haul our stuff to our new home. So I'd guess at about 8, maybe earlier, we were packing stuff. When
doorbell rang at 11:30, we were ready.
Whenever we have a Chinese visitor who can't speak English, and no translator, it's always interesting. I'll just cut to
chase and say that, once again, Jan figured out what he was talking about. He'd come to take away our air conditioners. We let him. Picasso supervised from
cupboards over
bed. Jan called Harry (Huang Haijun, our fantastic Foreign Affairs Officer) so he could be sure they were taking them to
right place, which was not our new apartment.
Harry arrived about 12:00 and thought he heard
movers downstairs. So I retrieved
hidden cat carrier, scooped up Miss Picasso, and loaded her gently into
box. But nope, it wasn't
movers. It was
guy who was taking away
water heater. While Picasso yowled and howled nonstop,
guy efficiently took away
water heater.
Harry rang
movers several times after 12:30, and I heard a side of him I rarely hear. He was chewing butt. Their other job had run long, he calmly explained to us. Then he rang them five minutes later to chew some more butt.
At 1:00,
doorbell rang again. That silenced Picasso. She listened to all
Chinese being spoken. One guy came in and talked to Harry. Then another guy came in. Then another. Then another. Some saw Picasso in
kitchen and said "Meow!"
In
end, we had five movers. Shorter than me, but stockier. Lifelong workers. I suppose that could've been me if I'd never left that first hog farm. Or
second. Or
third. Or
fourth.
Moving was a rather rapid whirlwind of activity. Picture a big box filled with books. It's so heavy that you can barely lift it without screwing up your back. Okay, now double
weight because I'm stronger than you. Now, picture some dude throwing a strap around five of them, slinging them across his back, and walking down
stairs. Wow!
In
midst of all this, Picasso's incessant protests led her to knock
water from her cage door and spill it all over
floor of her carrier. I was tempted to attempt opening
door, scooping her out with a towel, drying cat and cage, and returning her. Jan reminded me that was impossible, so I settled for shoving socks and underwear between
bars. Picasso helped by pulling them in. She dried her floor, settled onto them, and began bathing. Ah yes, 30 minutes of silence. Then
howling resumed.
Soon after, I carried her outside. Dead silence. Obsessive curiosity. The three of us got in a taxi. Her first time ever riding with Jan. She had to look at
oncoming traffic wide-eyed, then duck her head as it blew past
window. Yeah, they drive fast and crazy here. But, she knew she wasn't being abandoned again. That cage has always meant trouble before. But now, all three of us were riding together. Purr!
The taxi got us to
right complex but
wrong building. Our language skills are limited, it's a big place, and we didn't even know our address yet. So, we walked along
street. Picasso drank in
sights and sounds and smells and was quite thrilled. Jan's memory got us to our new home, where five guys were hauling boxes and desks and a sofa on their backs.