You know that if he could've done it before 911, Osama would've come out of his cave and gone to top of a mountain where his cell phone reception was better and had a conversation with Saddam that would've probably gone something like following (translated into English for your convenience):

Osama said, "Hello, Saddam?"

"Who's this?" Saddam asked.

"Osama."

"Omarosa?"

"No, Osama. Hold on while I try another spot… Can you hear me now?"

"Osama! What can I do you for?"

"Saddam, my buddy, my friend. You know that we've never quite seen eye-to-eye."

"That's because you're almost eight feet tall, you freak."

"That's what I like about you, Saddam, your sense of humor. And your desire to kill infidels."

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"You wouldn't commit to a nice guy, given option? [Carrie] I can't even commit to a long distance carrier. [Stanford] "

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