Osama and Saddam

Written by Rocky Ramsey

Osama and Saddam

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Osama said, "Hello, Saddam?"

"Who's this?" Saddam asked.



"No, Osama. Hold on while I try another spot… Can you hear me now?"

"Osama! What can I do you for?"

"Saddam, my buddy, my friend. You know that we've never quite seen eye-to-eye."

"That's because you're almost eight feet tall, you freak."

"That's what I like about you, Saddam, your sense of humor. And your desire to killrepparttar 118186 infidels."

"What are you trying to butter me up for? I'm really busy. The American dogs are barking on my doorstep. I've got nerve gas, nuclear materials, smallpox and anthrax to pack up before they arrive and get it out ofrepparttar 118187 country so they can't find it. There are banks to loot. I've got sons-in-law to behead. A dictator's work is never done."

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