SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE A CAT Copyright 2005, Michael LaRocca
You can get cuddles whenever you want them.
You yowl loudly if your litter box is not clean.
You yowl loudly at full moon.
You yowl loudly for no reason.
Ping Pong balls!
You find yourself bathing Daddy every day because he doesn't know how to clean himself.
You don't understand language that your pet humans use, but you always know when they are talking about you.
Daddy won't change weather no matter how many times you tell him to.
Sleeping near air conditioner is always bad, no matter how hot weather is. It's better to curl up under a lamp in hot summertime.
You are always on wrong side of any closed door.
Strangers invade your home and you can do whatever you want. You can sniff them, you can let them rub you, you can purr and cuddle in their laps, you can protest their presence, you can cuddle Daddy, you can cuddle Mamma when there are too many males in flat. This is your home; they are only visitors. Meow!
You often get uncontrollable urges to bolt around house at 3AM yelling meow meow at top of your small but impressively powerful lungs.
You prefer even your water to have a tuna flavor.
I eat therefore I am.
Lying atop bookshelf, which is very tall, gives you an excellent view of everything that happens in your flat.
Acrobatic leaps that make rest of world sick with jealousy.
Your pet humans can sleep through alarm clocks and train wrecks, but not through siren that is your voice. They wake up, feed you, and sleep through rest of day. Who cares if they sleep, as long as you are fed?