Magickal Baths

Written by Sam Stevens


Forrepparttar most part, I think that spells can be a valuable way to "act" out your anger, resentment, bitterness or jealousy. The very act of doing a spell can make a person who feels powerless or victimized, feel at least briefly, for at time that they are somehow in control ofrepparttar 130013 situation again. I have foundrepparttar 130014 following "freezer" spells to be quite satisfying to do, if you find yourself somehow dumped, oppressed or just plain wishing for some kind of psychological torture to stop. I am not completely sure if these spells or not, but when someone does me wrong,repparttar 130015 first thing that pops into mind isrepparttar 130016 frosty insides of my refrigerator. I love these spells because they fall underrepparttar 130017 category of corny spells, trailer trash wiccanary and because they originate from such an emotional, passionate and old style of witchcraft. Yet atrepparttar 130018 same time they are very modern because they make use ofrepparttar 130019 fridge. Technically too, they fall underrepparttar 130020 category of black magic because they are revenge spells, and representrepparttar 130021 desire to control another person. Being somewhat of a collector and connoisseur of corny spells, trailer trash wiccanary and any ritual that allows you to "act out your feelings" without necessarily hurting anyone, I thought I'd share them with you because they are a few of my favourites. Some of them have been sourced from Lexa Rosean, author ofrepparttar 130022 Supermarket Sorceress who is a master of Kitchen Witchery. Still I thinkrepparttar 130023 important thing about a freezer spell is to start withrepparttar 130024 basics and then make it your own. I know one natural witch, (a famous Canadian singer in fact) who knows nothing about freezer spells, yet every time she gets mad at someone, she writes their name on a little piece of paper, twists it up and throws it inrepparttar 130025 freezer to "make it stop!" I discovered this one day when I was groping through her freezer for some ice cream and a flutter of little pieces of paper fell out torepparttar 130026 floor. When I asked her about it, she told me her intuition had told her to putrepparttar 130027 people "on ice." The essence of a freezer spell is about time. The idea is to stop something in its tracks. Freezer spells also fall intorepparttar 130028 category of binding spells, as often their purpose is to paralyse an offender. They are used for protection, but mainly for REVENGE! Here are a few of my favourites. THE BASIC ICE CUBE TRAY SPELL: This is all-purpose and what I like about it is that you can use magickal ingredients to sweeten or sourrepparttar 130029 mix before you chuck it inrepparttar 130030 freezer. Basically, you take twelve small pieces of paper and write downrepparttar 130031 names twelve people or situations who have not been very nice to you or who have irked you or done you wrong. Think of twelve people who have been hostile to you, or who have a bad attitude towards you or who have behaved as obstacles to what you want in your life or career. Now stick these twelve pieces of paper inrepparttar 130032 ice cube tray compartments and add a little sugar, or honey to sweeten up their attitude towards you. You could also add a few other things as well if you wanted - a little dill or parsley powder for improved communication, orange water for joy or rose water to increase loving vibrations. Then you fillrepparttar 130033 rest ofrepparttar 130034 tray with water and stick inrepparttar 130035 freezer. I like this spell because it is relatively innocent and is persuading others to think of you kindly and not to harm you. A more vengeful version of this spell would be to add substances like vinegar (to sour their experiences) cigarette ashes (to cause depression) or horseradish (to cause arguments.)

Sad Scientific Facts about Love

Written by Sam Stevens


Disaster results when we see women trying to change a man's behaviour. According to evolutionary biologist Rosie Mestel, what women perceive as bad male behaviour (lying, cheating, ogling other women) is actually part of a biologically based prime directive to procreate as fast as possible. Allrepparttar poorconfused thing is doing is behaving "naturally": trying to solverepparttar 130011 age-old problem of passing on his genes before he croaks.

Therefore I ask you women out there --would you put a bird in a stream and expect it to fly? Perhaps that's why men see so many women as controlling, or even cruel.

The desire for commitment is another bad symptom that defiesrepparttar 130012 laws of nature. According to University of Texas psychologist David Buss, "forever is a long time for a guy." A woman only produces twelve eggs a year, and each growing baby represents a huge investment of her time and energy. Men onrepparttar 130013 other hand have buckets and buckets of sperm so it is in their best interests to impregnate as many women as possible to increase their chances of reproducing themselves.

A long time ago, inrepparttar 130014 caves and jungles, a man would know when a woman was ovulating because she would, like chimpanzees still do, display her swollen red genitals to males. Women, don't do that any more, unless they're a lap dancer."

Apparently men stick around because subconsciously, they are trying to figure out when a woman will ovulate and release her monthly egg. The woman mistakes this hanging around for a desire to "commit" to her. Of course,repparttar 130015 only commitment that may result is to an insane asylum. Whether they will admit or not, a male's primary directive is to impregnate somebody who is female --- you and whoever.

People in Paleolithic times didn't "fall in love." They were too busy. They fell into tar pits and drowned. Byrepparttar 130016 way, it may also interest realmers to know that when it comes to sex "looks are everything." That's why men like to ogle Pamela Lee Anderson . Anderson s a perfect .07, which isrepparttar 130017 ratio that is arrived at when you divide her waist measurement by her hip measurement.

According to Devendra Singh, a professor atrepparttar 130018 University of Texas at Austin, this particular hip-to-waist ratio isrepparttar 130019 equation of "lust." Lust is a healthy state, as opposed to love which is of course a state of mental illness. Women with a waist to hip ratio of 1.0 or over or 0.6 or under are immediately kicked out ofrepparttar 130020 gene pool, asrepparttar 130021 male's subconscious "discriminate breeder within" sees those women as either sick, pregnant or too old to bear their progeny. Byrepparttar 130022 way,repparttar 130023 doll Barbie, who's .58 wouldn't makerepparttar 130024 grade.

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